jokes about horror movies

[broken scarab]

"ash, you got your boomstick while i got my broomstick" *whacks ash over the head with a broom*. can anyone else think of one?

me-"is truth ment to be painful?"
voice-"yes, it is"
me-"then let it be my teacher..."

[Shadow Master]

Simple! Me and my friend Joey were getting along great! Until he decided to change his religion to "vampire". He's been trying to convert me, and it really sucks.

[Shadow Master]

Dang... nobody ever gets that joke.

[Bloody_Shadows_666]

lol i do :p cause vampires bite people and drink their blood to turn them into vamps. Hence forth why it "sucks" ^.^

[Shadow Master]

Yeah. That is what the joke meant... although I haven't told it very often.

[Bloody_Shadows_666]

lol i still like that joke :)

[Red Hot]

Hahaha - that was succulent!!

[Shadow Master]

Thanks Red.

[broken scarab]

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I() ()I (tis a skull)
i--i
I--I

[Goat Face]

Gay dracula says: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR $#@^!!!

When a white baby dies, it is called an angel, when a black baby dies, we call it a bat... too far?

If sperm gives more life than blood, why doesn't Dracula suck #@% instead.