What is your biggest fear of dying?

[Red Hot]

**Spits out coffee and runs to bathroom**

[reagan]

hey red? why'd you go? :(

[joker jr.]

**Spits out coffee and runs to bathroom**




I know,ain't that just sooo nice?


and remember that they are alive and conscious during all this.

[Nihilistic Weasel]

To be fair that was saved for the worst of the worst... though during the Spanish Inquisition it was used on "heretics" much like crucifixtion was in the Middle East.

They also had a nasty one involving a tinderbox and a rat.

Basically they put the rat on your exposed belly, then place the wooden box over it, trapping it inside, then they set the box on fire, as it gets hotter, the rat will get desperate and will dig to escape the heat. Ofcourse you are much softer then the flaming box, and rat claws and teeth do open skin...

This one has been seen in a fw flicks and iterated in a few books, so this one may not be as SHOCKING!

[Red Hot]

**tosses out lunch**
This is not the place for me to take my lunch break with!

[reagan]

Oh, there's one for " What made you laugh today"

:) :)

[Nihilistic Weasel]

Nice reagen! *lol*

Now THAT made me laugh!

[reagan]

Yay. We could print T-Shirts (maxi?.......)
COB: "This is not the place for me to take my lunch break with!"

What do you think?

[Red Hot]

Yay. We could print T-Shirts (maxi?.......)
COB: "This is not the place for me to take my lunch break with!"

What do you think?


:D As the Stomach churns - glad you find me so amusing, Rea!

[Nihilistic Weasel]

*lol* Well who better to come up with the COB slogan the RH?

Maaaaybe Screamy or Sasquatch....

But RH is THE true Caverns of Blood haunter!

[Red Hot]

*lol* Well who better to come up with the COB slogan the RH?

Maaaaybe Screamy or Sasquatch....

But RH is THE true Caverns of Blood haunter!

Aww...shucks....you made me blush.....:)

[Nihilistic Weasel]

W00t!!!!

My day is complete even as it just begn! *lmao*

[Red Hot]

W00t!!!!

My day is complete even as it just begn! *lmao*

Flushed skin makes your day begin?:D

[Nihilistic Weasel]

*g* No silly

It makes my day complete!

[Red Hot]

The big O for skin, NW???? (hehehe)

[Nihilistic Weasel]

*g* But ofcourse...

Hairless, un-blemished, smooth skin....

Wish I could trade my skin for someone elses...

OOO being skinned alive, that would be a bad way to go...

[supernaturalhorror]

Being buried alive in a small space..just the thought of it freaks me out.

[Nihilistic Weasel]

Being Keel-hauled...

On a ship, they run a rope from the aft (rear) of the ship, underneath the keel (belly) of the ship to the fore (front) of the ship, then they tie this rpe to you, and throw you off the front of the ship, then from the back, they haul on the rope and drag you across the massive, pounding, barnacle covered keel of the ship until you come out battered and bloodied in the water, then they usually just cut the rope, whether you were still alive or not.

And that's what a keel-hauling is! Saved, usually, for the most mutinous of dogs...

[Helphyre]

In Salem during the Burning Times, if I recall, they would tie the victim spread-eagle on the ground, break every major bone in their body, and then thread the person through the spokes of a wagon wheel. Then they would hang the wheel up as a warning.
Heh...sorry, couldn't resist adding my 2 cents in this one.

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

*lol* Well who better to come up with the COB slogan the RH?

Maaaaybe Screamy or Sasquatch....

But RH is THE true Caverns of Blood haunter!

Hey....lol

[Red Hot]

In Salem during the Burning Times, if I recall, they would tie the victim spread-eagle on the ground, break every major bone in their body, and then thread the person through the spokes of a wagon wheel. Then they would hang the wheel up as a warning.
Heh...sorry, couldn't resist adding my 2 cents in this one.

:eek: OUCH! That is horrible!

[lil van0]

Waking up in a room, playing a tape recorder hanging from a wire, which says: Hello, Manny. I want to play a game. You must find the key inside this seal...too bad there are 500 seals. Squishy, slimy, LIVE seals. How do you kill them? Using this butter knife..Once you find the key, you must open the door on the other side of the pit filled with weasel guts. Then after you enter that door, you will find a big pile of human fieces...Eat the fieces and you might make it alive...Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
Then a giant axe would come and hack me to death..WTF?
Hope this made ya forget about that incident about your friend, FY2N

[lil van0]

well,the bloody eagle is an old, old torture/execution method.

first: they strap the victim's arms and legs to a device that will pull them,kind of like "the rack"
next: they slice open the victim's back,and start kranking the device,and keep stretching them, until there is a large space in between each rib
and finally: pull the lungs out through the space in the ribs, so the lungs look like wings


and that is the bloody eagle

Mommy, I'm scared.

[Red Hot]

Waking up in a room, playing a tape recorder hanging from a wire, which says: Hello, Manny. I want to play a game. You must find the key inside this seal...too bad there are 500 seals. Squishy, slimy, LIVE seals. How do you kill them? Using this butter knife..Once you find the key, you must open the door on the other side of the pit filled with weasel guts. Then after you enter that door, you will find a big pile of human fieces...Eat the fieces and you might make it alive...Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
Then a giant axe would come and hack me to death..WTF?
Hope this made ya forget about that incident about your friend, FY2N



**Screams, throws up and passes out!!**
FY2N has been missing for several months - I miss her!

[lil van0]

Really? Call the cops, call the detective squad, call Tom Cruise!

[lil van0]

Starving to death seems slow and agonizing!

It will cost you sweat and tears,and perhaps....a little blood.

That's what's currently happening to me!:(

[Red Hot]

That's what's currently happening to me!:(

I know so I posted a thread to help you feel better!!!

[lil van0]

I know so I posted a thread to help you feel better!!!

Yay! Thank you so much!

[Red Hot]

It is the least I could do!! See ya there!

[jeremy71]

well i'm not sure bout wat the most terrible is but, teh way i would want o go would have to be free fall, preferabbly from air plane b/c that would give u plenty of time on the way down to think, but no way out (would be great for sucide), but the one thing that gets me is u no how in dreames if ur in a free fall and ur bout to die u never do b/c u wake up b4 u hit the ground, well just once i want to c how it feels to no that theres no way out, there will be total destruction at the end..... i actually wonder if i'll even have enough time to feel myself hit the ground b4 i die

[jeremy71]

i would have to say the way i would want to go would be something painful just so i no that i'm actually dying.... not over an extended period of time but for a min or so like drownding or suffication, or even bein choked to death

[dead letters]

A slow, painful death wouldn't be too nice.
I'd prefer something quick. Preferably whilst asleep!

[Poison]

I'd like to be shot with arrows. I also want a painful death. I'd rather my last moments be filled with extreme emotion.

[StarPsycho29]

id like a quick death, like a shooting or something

[dead letters]

A heroic death would be nice, I guess.
Like, saving people from a burning building or something.

[Horrorman]

My greatest fear of dying would be by hordes of stinging bees, wasps, or deadly spiders. Never did like any of them.

[Double L]

If i wanna go, i wanna go in style. Quick, painless, but messy.

[krell]

I fear death as I fear the sunset.Simply,I am afraid that it will never come.

[Hellboy]

OK, the ways I don't want to die would be drowning, choking and burning alive.

Since my #1 way to die is not really possible anymore (would have been the good old times, just two warriors with their swords and may the best man stand) my #2 way would be to die while I'm sleeping.

[Distantdaze]

I don't come to this site very often, but each time I do I enjoy the H3ll out of it!!! Alzheimers, Cancer or being forced to watch Barnabus Collins reruns over and over...

[Red Hot]

I don't come to this site very often, but each time I do I enjoy the H3ll out of it!!! Alzheimers, Cancer or being forced to watch Barnabus Collins reruns over and over...

Who forces you to watch Barnibus Collins and why would you NOT want to watch Dark Shadows?

[ItalianBiz]

Mine would be drowning also, just not being able to breath would be hell.

Speaking of death I heard that their were reports of digging people up and finding scratch marks on the inside of their coffin with wood underneath their nails. Could you imagine waking up six feet underground in a tiny little coffin with no way out.

[joker jr.]

Mine would be drowning also, just not being able to breath would be hell.

Speaking of death I heard that their were reports of digging people up and finding scratch marks on the inside of their coffin with wood underneath their nails. Could you imagine waking up six feet underground in a tiny little coffin with no way out.

"To die, is a fate we must all suffer. But imagine, the hell of lying trapped in your own coffin, your heart beating wildly, every gasping breath using the valuable oxygen."

[Distantdaze]

Who forces you to watch Barnibus Collins and why would you NOT want to watch Dark Shadows?
No offense to Barnibus intended, and sorry for the spelling.

[Red Hot]

I fear death as I fear the sunset.Simply,I am afraid that it will never come.

Oh dear. You sound like you have been doomed to live forever!!

[Horrorman]

I was living forever until someone stuck a damn stake in my heart.
Women! You can"t live with em and you can't live without em.:)

[Red Hot]

I was living forever until someone stuck a damn stake in my heart.
Women! You can"t live with em and you can't live without em.:)


**takes off necklace which is a vial of holywater. RH opens lid to vial and splashes Horrorman with the holywater**:D

[Horrorman]

Horrorman wipes off the holy water with one swipe of his hand and begins to laugh.
"To borrow a line from one of my favorite movies, Fright Night, you have to have faith for that to work on me!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA foolish little girl!" "Is that all you got?"Bring it on baby."

[Red Hot]

**Red takes another strike at Horrorman by stomping on his toes with her high heeled go go boots and then splashes more Holy Water into Horrorman's eyes! She then lights up her bic lighter and sets Horrorman's hair on fire!!**

[Horrorman]

Horrorman screams in agony as his face melts off and his big toe hurts really bad. He reaches into his cape and pulls out a large sword and quickly proceeds to cut off his head. He throws the mangled head over his shoulder and it bounces into the trash can nearby. He jumps in the air and extends two fingers while the head inside the can screams "Nice shot."
"Thats two points for me." Horrorman reaches into his cape once more and pulls out another head. "I always carry a spare with me." He screws the extra head in place and looks towards RH. "My turn." He quickly steps on a shovel laying on the ground which is hurled up into the air. He grabs it strongly and smacks RH across the face. The ringing of the metal shovel is music to Horrormans ears as RH is hurled upward and over the fence. "I do believe thats a home run" HAHAHAHAHA---------

[Red Hot]

RH, lying on the grass, mouths the words "Ugh".
A bright heavely light cascades upon her. She looks up to see Archangel Michael. "there there, my child, everything will be all right" he says as he picks her up off the grass.
Angel Michael spreads his wings outward and heavely light falls upon Horrorman, who is on the other side of the fence. The light is so bright that Horrorman screams he is blinded by this light and he is unable to move, frozen in the light. Angel Michael yells back that is what he deserves, defying all that is good and sweet and then flies off after taking RH to her safe heaven, her bedroom, where she falls into a slumber.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman stands frozen pondering his fate. "Geez Michael, all I did is hit her with a nice metal shovel." "You know how it is Angel Baby." "A guy and his girl always have little spats now and then." "Give an old Vampire a break will ya?" A voice from above ehoes through the sky. "Sure what the Hell." Horrorman is instantly unfrozen and looks towards RHs bedroom. "Here comes Daddy" "HAHAHAHAHA"--------

[Red Hot]

**Angel Michael awaits for Horrorman in RH"s bed and takes a golden stake and pierces it into Horrorman's heart**

[Horrorman]

"Horrorman looks down at the stake impaling him. "OOOO thats gonna leave a scar." He looks back up at Michael and gives him a frown. "What you doing in my chicks bed?" He quickly pulls out his sword and slams it into his advisarys throat. "Michael reels back and falls through the open door of the basement. He tumbles down the steps ,his head thumping all the way. Horrorman wipes his hands together and slams the basement door shut with his foot. "Now since that little diversion is over where is that little hot morcel ." "Red Hot, where are yoooooou?" ----------------

[Red Hot]

**RH quickly comes to Angel Michael's side as she was hiding in the basement. Michael asks her to pour holy water on his wound and as she does, a bright light forms over them and the cut is healed. Michael swoops RH into his arms and flies them out of the cellar. They head to the Cardinal Church were they will be safe. Mean while, Horrorman is met with a crow, who claws his eyes out and then flies away, leaving Horrorman crying out in pain**

[Horrorman]

The crow returns cackling and mocking Horrorman. "Damn crow!" Horrorman stumbles about looking for his eyes which are dangling from the evil crows beak. His heat sensing tongue darts in and out searching for the warm blooded crow. With one quick lunge he finds the bird and closes his hand around its neck. He squeezes tightly and the bird bursts into a splattered goop. Horrorman grabs the disconnected eyes and slips them back into his empty sockets. His vision returns as he finds a mirror. "God your a handsome Devil." He combs back his long black locks and gives himself a wink. "Lets see where would that fat ugly Michael bring my little honey?" AHH Yes, Cardinal Church." Long batlike wings spring from his shoulders as he flies out of the window. "Don't worry Baby."
"Daddys coming! Hahahahahahah---------------

[Red Hot]

**RH nervously lights a candle at the Altar and prays for safety. Michael fears that this will not be the end of the war between Horrorman and himself and RH glances his way and smiles. The soul of the crow flies into the church and Michael tenderly takes it into his arms and leads it up into heaven and leaves the golden chalice of blood with RH. RH takes a drink and she places the chalice down as her hands begin to shake.**

[Horrorman]

The golden chalice gives renewed energy and vitality to RH. She feels the power of the Angels filling her body with superhuman power and strength.
A calming voice from the large crucifex hanging above the alter rings out.
"Because of your faith you will now have the power of good and the strength of many Angels" "Use it wisely dear one." Just then she hears a large thump on the roof of the church. She feels the heavy footsteps of Horrorman walking down the side of the building. The large oak doors of the church fling open as Horrorman steps in. "Hey there Baby." "How about giving Daddy a great big kiss!" HHHAAAAHHHAAA------------------------

[Red Hot]

**RH wipes Holy Water secretly on her lips. She strutts her stuff, walking towards Horrorman, with a devilish grin on her angelic face and places her lips upon his. A puff of smoke sizzles out as RH withdraws and Horrorman screams out in pain as his lips are on fire! RH grabs a candle and throws it onto Horrorman, who is on fire!! Flames of evil fill the church!!! One last scream is heard as a pile of dust stands where Horrorman once did. RH grabs a vacuum and gets rid of Horrorman's remains. RH then dumps the ashes into the boiling bubbling monsterous hole of quicksand. Bye bye, my dear vampire. Never fool with the heart of an innocent one,
RH walks out of the church with Angel Michael beaming outside in his holy light, waiting for her. They walk out hand in hand with peaceful smiles upon their faces and happiness in their souls**

[Horrorman]

AHHH the Kiss of Death! Will Horrorman ever return? Is he doomed to be a pile of ashes in a bottomless pit? Tune in the future horror fans and remember. "Never say Never" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--------?

[Red Hot]

Remember.....never leave home without your chapstick!!:D

[Phantom Queen]

Ebola! long lasting. Fever hallucinations. Blood coming out our eyes, nose, and mouth. Your insides slowly liquefying. Knowing that you are dying and there is nothing to be done. Knowing you might have infected your family or friends and that they too will suffer a prolonged horrible death.

http://www.freewebs.com/phantomqueen/

[vampirexpsycho]

I'm afraid of not being able to breathe, like, that choking feeling you get when you're trapped in a small closet or something like that. Or being ripped to shreds by a shark. *shivers*

[Horrorman]

Childsplay! Nothing compares to the feeling of your soul drifting away as I sink my fangs into your throat.
Beware! I am getting stronger! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-------

[vampirexpsycho]

O_o Are you trying to scare me? 'Coz if you are it's really working. =3

[Horrorman]

Fear is good! It makes your heart pump faster and blood flow richer.
I can almost taste you now! HAHAHAHAHAH--------

[vampirexpsycho]

O__O *runs to the kitchen and grabs an onion* I've an onion and I'm not afraid to use it!

[Horrorman]

Add a pickle and some ketchup and you will make the perfect maidenburger. MMM MMM Good! MMMOOOOHHHOOOHHAAAA-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

O_O Eek. *talks to werewolf friend* Would you do me favor and teach this vampire a lesson? =3

[Red Hot]

**Red watches in amusement while drinking Port Blood Wine**

[vampirexpsycho]

=3 I could use a little help, you know...!

[Red Hot]

=3 I could use a little help, you know...!

*smirks*
Well ok. Gets spicey golden mustard and squirts it in Horrorman's eyes - remember me, creature of the night?? Tosses pot of hot sauerkraut onto Horrorman's head!:D

[vampirexpsycho]

=D Wee. But why do I have the feeling that this won't help much? *hides behind the couch and waits for him to come closer so I can spray pepper spray in his eyes* hahaha! *cough* =3

[Red Hot]

He will get burnt flesh wounds from the hot kraut and his eyes will burn from the spicey ketchup - pepper spray is too easy for him. Go and read what I had to do to save my butt from him in other posts on here!!

[vampirexpsycho]

=3 I know, right. I've read some posts where you and Horroman were creating a battlefield out of the thread!

[Red Hot]

Love is a battlefield and now it is your turn, my dear!!

[Horrorman]

Horrorman is always up for a threesome! So much blood to drink!
Bring it on young maidens! HAHAHAHAHAHA======

[Red Hot]

Horrorman is always up for a threesome! So much blood to drink!
Bring it on young maidens! HAHAHAHAHAHA======


:D Well I am not a maiden, I am more like a 40 something fine vintage!! What a blood shake that would be!:p

[vampirexpsycho]

O_o Horrorman. You'll end up scaring me out of the forum. =3

[Horrorman]

You are still in your prime RH. 40 something is a mere moment in vampire years. SOOO I scare you Vampirex. There is nothing to fear my dear. Lean closer to your computer screen so I can get a good look at your throat!
HAHAHAHAHA-------

[Horrorman]

Unbenounced to RH ,a severed electrical cable buried in the ground under Cardinal Church, was slowly sending life giving energy to the quicksand beneath it.
Deep in the murky depths Horrormans ashes were being recharged. Slowly his ashes became flesh once again. Even now his maniacal laugh can be heard in the postings of Horror Forum. "I live again" "Hide your daughters and keep your wives close!" "It makes it soooo much more fun that way!"
HaHAHAHAHAHAHA-----------

[joker jr.]

Damn those electricians, always screwing things up. >_<

[Red Hot]

Mother Nature freezes the ground that Horrorman walks back on and he goes sliding into Corset Cave. Angel Michael moves a giant rock to seal off the entrance. RH fires up 10 explosives and KABOOM, all that was in the cave is shattered into pieces, falling thousands of feet into the air.
"Bye bye my vampire man, I appreciate the compliment of 40 something not being too old for you" RH says and walks off with Angel Michael.

[vampirexpsycho]

=3 Is he dead? *pokes*

[Red Hot]

**Red and Angel Michael ask VP who is she poking as Horrorman is all bits and pieces, scattered all over the city.**

[vampirexpsycho]

O_o I guess I was poking one of the pieces of Horrorman's body. =3 Eeew. Who is Angel Michael btw?

[Red Hot]

Angel Michael assures VP that Horrorman's evil body is dust in the wind and explains this piece is most likely someone else who died in the cave that he was unware of. Angel Michael takes VP and RH by the hand and walks to Cardinal Church to pray for everlasting peace.

(Angel Michael is my guardian Angel. I had a guardian clown but he can't watch over me at the moment and no one else cares to help me)

[Horrorman]

"Geez your lovable little Horrorman just wanted to have a few laughs with his little girls" "There you go again blowing me up into a million pieces." "Thats all right it just means there is a million more little Horrormans to go around! "Come on face it girls."You know you need your big stud muffin!" Horrorman calls out to his unearthly friends which sends a flock of bats to pick up Horrormans pieces. They are quickly reassembled and Horrorman finds his favorite mirror. Wiping away a stray maggot he gazes deeply into it admiring himself. "Geez your such a chick magnet !" He puts on his new cape and sprouts his webbed wings. "Back to the Horror Forum and back to my little darlings."
Heeeeere Comes Big Daddy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*glares evily at Angel Michael and Red Hot* Yep, he's pretty dead. ò_ó

[Red Hot]

Red spits at VP for the evil look on her beautiful face! How dare you look at us like that!! Are you in kahoots with the horrific one, RH asks VP!
The windows at Cardinal church explode into pieces and Angel Michael swoops VP and RH out of danger. Lightening and thunder rumble and light up the grey sky and the steps to the church crumble into a heap of concrete stones.

[vampirexpsycho]

ó_O Thx for doing that Angel Michael. I guess Horrorman just never gives up...
But what the hell Red, did you really need to spit on me? Eww, that's disgusting! *wipes Red's saliva off of face and glares angrily at her* ò_Ó

[Red Hot]

Angel Michael laughs and explains to VP that Red spit Holy Water on her face because Horrorman was looking into the mirror and your reflection is what he wanted to see for can bite your neck that way and Red was saving your soul Angel Michael hugs VP and kisses her on the forehead.

[vampirexpsycho]

*hugs Angel Michael* :o *blushes*

[Red Hot]

Angel Michael winks and asks if VP wants to join him for dinner, along with RH.
RH lights 7 candles and cracks 7 mirrors saying prayers to rid them from the evil of Horroman. RH hands VP and Angel Michael candles and a broken mirror and asks them to join her in prayer.

[vampirexpsycho]

*blushes, turning a dark shade of red* Sure! I'd love to. =) *takes candles and broken mirror and joins RH in her prayer*

[Red Hot]

Angel Michael holds VP's hand as RH asks them to repeat after her "mirror mirror hear our prayer, destroy Horrorman, as he has us all scared". The candles flicker and RH screams. Angel Michael and VP realize RH has disappeared!!!

[vampirexpsycho]

=O *VP looks around searching for RH and gives Angel Michael a questioning look.*

[Horrorman]

The large ebony table they had been sitting at suddenly begins to shake. VP looks at Michael with a worried look. A huge sword suddenly smashes upward though the table catching Michael in the chin. It gashes upwards and out the top of his head. His eyes bug out and roll upwards as he falls backwards stiffly. A familiar face protrudes through the hole in the table. A mouthful of maggots pour out as Horrorman looks at VP.
"Hey baby" "How about giving Daddy a big sloppy kiss!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-----=-=----------:eek:

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP is paralized by the horrorful sight of Angel Michael's dead body* Is he really dead? *Pokes with her right foot* Why did you do that! *VP glares evily at Horroman with hatred in her hazel eyes but Horrorman just smiles maniacly and approaches VP, she backs away slowly to abruptly turn herself around and run for her dear life like a madwoman.*

[Red Hot]

**RH appears in a sheer white gown of lace and laughs an evil laugh, showing her fangs. My love, RH gushingly says to Horrorman, make me your wife.**

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP returns to the room where she once was but doesn't enter it and hides behind the wooden door, listening closely to what is being said in there. As VP hears RH saying; make me your wife, she almost chokes in her own breath. She wonders what the heck is going on and kneels, slightly leaning foward to try and see through the tiny space between the doors...*

[Horrorman]

"You already are Baby" He takes Rh by the hand whose white gown turns instantly black. The last of the maggots pour out of his mouth as he moves in for a long deep kiss." Give me some of that sugar Baby!"-------

[Red Hot]

**RH kisses Horrorman with all the passion she has mustered over the years and then begs him to bite her neck. **

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP's eyes open widely and she struggles with her stomach to not throw up at the sight of RH kissing Horrorman, who's mouth was once filled with maggots. She can no longer see it and crawls away from the room, accidentally hitting her leg against a table making a little noise, but she ignores it and walks out of the Horrorforum to take air...*

[Horrorman]

Horrorman opens his mouth wide extending his long fangs. He slowly sinks his fangs into RH penetrating deeply. Both vampires scream with delight as the world spins away----------------

[Red Hot]

RH's mind, body and soul feel like a frisbee soaring into heaven. RH whispers to Horroman that VP is trying to get away.

[Horrorman]

Horrormans eyes grow wide with anger. "No one escapes the horrorforum!" "No one ever leaves without my permission!" RH leans back laughing hysterically. Horrorman joins her in the maddening cackle. "Lets get her RH!" "She can run but she can not hide"! Both of them spring long webbed wings as they rise from the air. "Together forever!" RH and horrorman both smile an identical smile. "Here we come VP!" Maniacal laughter rises in unison. HAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHAHA--------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP(who just sat outside, leaned against the door f.y.i) gets up and looks at the couple who'd just landed with an annoyed face.* Oh come on, can't a vampire even catch her breath? Man, what you did back there was just too disgusting. But don't worry, I'm not going anywhere... *VP walks into the Horrorforum again and makes her way to the kitchen, grabbing a glass of wine. She walks to the living room, lets herself fall on the couch and falls fastly asleep.*

[Red Hot]

RH, feeling motherly, brushes VP's hair and puts a warm blanket upon her sleepig beauty. RH can't WAIT to hear about VP's date!!!

RH smiles at Horrorman and asks if they will ever have a daughter as beautiful as VP.
Rh pours Horrorman a glass of wine and turns on some music. Care to dance, Master??

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP wakes up to the feeling of someone brushing her hair. She opens her eyes and sees RH standing next to her excited to hear about her date. She sighs, moves to a sitting position and begins to dreamingly tell about how wonderful it was..*

Red... I don't even know where to start! He picked me up at my place and asked if I was ready for the date. I nodded, feeling my cheeks get hotter and fearing how red they'd actually get. He took me by the hand and started to walk, I asked disapointed; wait, where's your car? He chuckled and said we were going to walk to our destination. I pouted and he just smiled cutely so I just blushed again. I really wasn't expecting to walk, I'm not a walk-fan you know... But anyways, we walked for what seemed like forever, talking about our interests and such, I was paying more attention to him then to where I was walking, which led to me tripping over a small rock and falling flat on my face. He started to laugh at me, REALLY hard, but he help me up and said; wow girl, you're really one of a kind, how could you trip over a little rock like that? I chuckled and said that I'm just dumbfolded like that. He laughed and took my hand again, dragging me to a lake that was just ahead of us, funny thing is, I never knew there was a lake there. We just sat there talking about everything. It was amazing and romantic. *starts to daydream* We didn't kiss, BUT we did bump our heads when we tried. XD We laugh our asses off and decided to leave that for another time. *chuckles*

[Red Hot]

RH smiles and hands VP a glass of wine to make a toast! Here is to heavenly dates and romantic men!

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP accepts the glass of wine* Cheers! =)

[Horrorman]

Horrorman holds his stomach so he does not vomit from all the sweetness he has just encountered. He realizes RH and VP have just found the ultimate weapon against him. Love .
He screams with agony as he struggles to regain his evilness. "I am Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, and Freddy Krueger"! "I can not love!" "I can not care for someone!" "Stop it!" "Stop it" He looks down at his trembling hands as they slowly melt into a goopy slop. "This can not be happening!"
"I am Horrorman!" HAHAHANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----------
His legs begin to melt underneath him as millions of maggots pour out of his mouth. "Help me!" His arms fall off and plop on the ground . "HAHAHANNNNOOOOOOO!" Only his torso and head are left as they too begin to turn into a gloppy slop. "I am the ultimate Evil!" "This can not be happening!" His head breaks off of what is left of his neck and rolls unto the ground. "I am Horrorman!" "I will live forever!" NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
A final burst blows out his eyes as they too explode into a mass of maggots. "Give Daddy a big sloppy kisssssssssssssssssssssss"------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Goodbye Horrorman. You will be remembered.
Born ? Died 2008

[vampirexpsycho]

*cough* Who's Horrorman? *VP smirks evily and starts to clean up the mess Horrorman left behind.*

[Horrorman]

A transparent hand darts out quickly from the slimy goop. "Can't go to Hell all alone!" It grabs VP by the throat with a viselike grip. "Remember me now Honey!" The hand and VP disappear into the black void with a familiar cackle in the air. "OOOOOH the times were gonna have!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-------------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP falls with a loud thud on her back. She gets up and looks around having no idea of where she was.* Is this hell? Boring! I thought it would be more, like, hot. With flames and all, seems like everyone's being good lately. *She notices a shadow move fastly behind her, she turns around but sees nothing, she turns around again and finds herself facing Horrorman. She lets out a shriek and jumps behind holding her chest.* What the hell! *VP looks evily at Horrorman, who just laughs at her reaction and disappears in a mass of smoke. Suddenly she feels a hot breath on her neck and hears Horrorman say.* If looks could kill you'd have killed me right now... But I'm already dead, ain't I sweetheart?

[Horrorman]

Horrorman slips his long lizard tongue into VPs ear. She feels it wrap around the inside of her brain. "Sooo you like it hot hey baby" "Well then lets turn it up a notch." VP suddenly finds herself tied to a spicket . She looks down underneath her to find red hot burning coals. Horrorman is whistling nearby as he places a barbecue hat on himself. The initials HM are embedded in the front. He places red rubber gloves on his hands as he smiles at VP. "I like my babes sunny side up!" "Lets get this barbecue going!" He slowly begins to rotate the spicket as the coals burn ever hotter. "I think you will be best at medium rare!" Hot enough for you now Baby?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP shakes her head, disgusted by Horrorman's lizard tongue.* You take things too seriously, dude! *Horrorman smirks and ignores VP* Grrr... let me go bastard or I'm gonna... *She's interrupted by Horrorman as he says;* Or you're gonna what, honey? *VP stares at the vampire infront of her and chuckles silently. She reaches for the knife in her pocket and cuts the ropes letting herself free.* How about this, honey? *VP smirks and licks her knife, walking in Horrorman's direction, who's eyes were filled with shock.*

[Red Hot]

**Red drinks wine and chomps on cheese and crackers while watching VP and HM have it out, feeling their sexual frustration in the air**

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP almost chokes with what RH just stated.* What! Sexual frustration? What the fudge are you talking about Red! =O

[Red Hot]

RH, cocks her head to one side, laughs evily and opens her mouth, revealing her fangs. Can't ya feel the magic, VP?

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP eyes RH with a look of "whaaat?'* No, I don't feel any magic. *Wanders around looking for it.* ¬_¬

[lil van0]

i'd have to say getting my limbs cut off by some sick gane from the saw movies :(

[vampirexpsycho]

Yuck, those Saw movies are sick.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman looks at the large steel knife in VPs hand. "You got spunk for suck a young little female!" "So you want to play with knives hey!" "Mine is bigger than yours!" He pulls out a long sword from his cape as maggots fall unto the firery ground. They pop like popcorn as they hit the heated surface. VP instantly throws her knife with all the force she can muster. It flies through the air like a missle hitting its mark. It slices into Horrormans forehead sinking in deeply. Horrorman reels back and looks at VP. "I like you baby but now I'm gonna spank you!" He pulls the knife from his forehead as brain matter pulls out with it. "You got the beauty and I got the brains!" He lurches foreward towards VP wielding the long sword. His snakelike tongue darts in and out. "Lets kiss and make up baby! He drives the sword into VPs stomach lifting her into the air. She slides down slowly on the silvery sword as Horrorman waits below. I'm waitng VP!" "Slide on down and give us a kiss!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA------------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP lets out a shriek as she slides down the sword. Her lips eventually collide with Horrorman's, closing her eyes she gathers all her strenght and bites him. The vampire screams in pain and pulls himself back, pulling the sword out of VP aswell. She sighs heavily as she squints at Horrorman, falling slowly on her knees, fainting afterwards from the loss of blood.*

[Horrorman]

VP comes out of her daze to see Horrorman positioned above her. He is dressed like a surgeon with white garb and surgical gloves. "Here let me fix that gaping hole!" "The Doctor is in!" HAHAHAHA. A loud voice thunders nearby. "Hey asshole!" "Why don't you play with someone your own age!"
Its Michael wielding a large double edged sword. With one quick swipe he lops off Horromans head which falls to the ground. He grabs VP by the hand and in an instant they are sailing upward. Michael looks downward at the severed head as they fly towards the opening of the dark pit. Its eyes are looking upward with an evil glare. "I'll be back baby!------------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP chuckles loudly and sticks her tongue out to Horrorman.* Feh, I knew I was too good for hell, the devil probably thought I'd take over. *VP smirks proudly and holds on Michael tightly.* And I bet you will come back honey, but till then try to get your head fixed! And Michael, thanks for saving my ass back there, I guess I can't take care of myself properly. *VP smiles childishly at Michael as she waves goodbye to Horrorman.* =D

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP coughs fakely, looking confused.* Uh... Is this the end of the (roleplay)? O_o

[Horrorman]

Role playing? Who's role playing? "Watch your back Baby!" Your loverboy is watching!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vampirexpsycho]

Woot. I've a loverboy now? How cute! *Hugs Horrorman squeezing him almost choking the poor vampire.*

[Goat Face]

My biggest fear of dying would be dying in my sleep. You go to bed dreaming of tommorrow, then poof, your looking the devil in the eyes. I would most like to die in hail of bullets, so I could know when my time was up.

[vampirexpsycho]

My biggest fear of dying would be dying in my sleep. You go to bed dreaming of tommorrow, then poof, your looking the devil in the eyes. I would most like to die in hail of bullets, so I could know when my time was up.

You know, I thought dying in my sleep was the best way of dying. But now, woah, it just hit me in the face. XD

*VP let's Horrorman free of her grip and looks at him with lost puppies eyes.* Horrorman, I don't want to die in my sleep. ='(

[Goat Face]

Woot. I've a loverboy now? How cute! *Hugs Horrorman squeezing him almost choking the poor vampire.*LOL yes Vp, but im not sure how long he'll live, you see, he has cancer in his liver,spleen, heart,brain, and spinal chord(stands behind horrorman with a chainsaw and a trash bag) LOL,just kidding.:)

[vampirexpsycho]

Don't mock the devil, kiddo. =O *VP smirks and eyes Horrorman with the cutest look she can make.*

[Goat Face]

You know, I thought dying in my sleep was the best way of dying. But now, woah, it just hit me in the face. XD

*VP let's Horrorman free of her grip and looks at him with lost puppies eyes.* Horrorman, I don't want to die in my sleep. ='(
I wouldnt worry about, youll probably just get eaten slowly and painfully by cancer. Hardly anyone dies in their sleep.:)

[vampirexpsycho]

Would you please stop making jokes about cancer. My stepdad suffers from it and I'd really appreciate if you didn't mention it anymore. =(

[Red Hot]

Damn! Cancer is not funny - my mom and various friends and relatives died from that as well.
I had enough of this thread. Bye bye.

[joker jr.]

Aww. :[

He's right, though. Cancer is one of the most common types of death.

[vampirexpsycho]

But he shouldn't be mocking it and talking about it so frequently. =\

[joker jr.]

As far as I can see, he only mentioned it once... o_o'

[vampirexpsycho]

-FINE- It doesn't matter how often he said it, it's still not cool. Let's just stop talking about this? ò_Ó

[joker jr.]

Goat didn't even post on that page...

[Goat Face]

But he shouldn't be mocking it and talking about it so frequently. = mocking it and talking about it so frequently? I am very sorry that your stepdad is suffering because of it, but I lost my dad and my stepdad to it, so who are you?

[Goat Face]

-FINE- It doesn't matter how often he said it, it's still not cool. Let's just stop talking about this? ò_Ó O.k., I am sorry I got mad, but your one of the few people I like. I only got three hours of sleep last night because of you...so I guess you could say that I have a crush on you. Even if you lived closeby I would not ask you out...you're too good for someone like me...

[joker jr.]

Ohohoho. *raises eyebrow*
<3

[vampirexpsycho]

O.k., I am sorry I got mad, but your one of the few people I like. I only got three hours of sleep last night because of you...so I guess you could say that I have a crush on you. Even if you lived closeby I would not ask you out...you're too good for someone like me...

Awe, I feel a bad person now... I really don't like when people say that I'm too good for them. That's just not true, I am an ordinary girl who isn't worth a thing, believe me. I really like you Goat, despite the fact that you wanted to destroy your school(hehe) you're a nice person to get along with. And I'm so sorry about my bitching about cancer, I got carried away and blaming you was totally not one of the nicest thing I've done in my life. =\

[Red Hot]

Aww.....what sweet posts!!

[Cyclops]

drowning, oh i just couldnt imagine it!

[Goat Face]

Awe, I feel a bad person now... I really don't like when people say that I'm too good for them. That's just not true, I am an ordinary girl who isn't worth a thing, believe me. I really like you Goat, despite the fact that you wanted to destroy your school(hehe) you're a nice person to get along with. And I'm so sorry about my bitching about cancer, I got carried away and blaming you was totally not one of the nicest thing I've done in my life. = you're not a bad person you're a great person!:) and no, you're not an ordinary girl. besides, if I hadn't met you I would be lying on the track in a puddle of my own blood...so yeah, you're too good for me, and don't try to say different.

[vampirexpsycho]

*Shouts* I ain't worth a thing. Don't try to convince me otherwise. =D

[Red Hot]

VP please stop the negativity.
You are BOTH wonderful people and have alot to offer others.

[Goat Face]

*Shouts* I ain't worth a thing. Don't try to convince me otherwise. =D *shouts back* Don't kid yourself lady. I will try to convince you other wise because you are worth at least something to me!!!

[Goat Face]

Do you know what I do everyday VP? I go to school and wait all day to post to you. I'm the quite kid that does all his work and never breaks school rules. But in the past couple of days I half-assed a project, forgot to study for my quiz for math, and half the time I space out wondering what you are doing and if you are posting. I even broke the rules by posting to you in the middle of class. Would you now say you're worth nothing to me or anyone else, and don't even sob, or tell me to stop caring for you, because I realized in the past couple of days that I didn't even know how to care for someone before I met you.

[vampirexpsycho]

VP please stop the negativity.
I can't help it! It's in my gene, I got it from my father so I'm probably keep it with me till the day I die. =3

*shouts back* Don't kid yourself lady. I will try to convince you other wise because you are worth at least something to me!!!
You may try as long as you want but I'll tell you, I'm a persistent brat. And well, that's very sweet of you to say GF! *Hugs*

[Goat Face]

I can't help it! It's in my gene, I got it from my father so I'm probably keep it with me till the day I die. =3


You may try as long as you want but I'll tell you, I'm a persistent brat. And well, that's very sweet of you to say GF! *Hugs* I mean every word of it.

[vampirexpsycho]

Do you know what I do everyday VP? I go to school and wait all day to post to you. I'm the quite kid that does all his work and never breaks school rules. But in the past couple of days I half-assed a project, forgot to study for my quiz for math, and half the time I space out wondering what you are doing and if you are posting. I even broke the rules by posting to you in the middle of class. Would you now say you're worth nothing to me or anyone else, and don't even sob, or tell me to stop caring for you, because I realized in the past couple of days that I didn't even know how to care for someone before I met you.

I'm flattered GF. But I still can't believe how someone could actually like/fall(?) for someone like me. I don't want you to stop paying attention in class just because of me. It makes me feel like a burden in your life... really. But I do think that rules were made to me broken. Back to the point. Well, I don't really know what to say. To be honest, it kind of worries me because everytime someone tells me that they like me in such a short amount of time, I fear that they'll leave me after getting to know me more. It's what guys mostly do to me, actually...

[Goat Face]

I'm flattered GF. But I still can't believe how someone could actually like/fall(?) for someone like me. I don't want you to stop paying attention in class just because of me. It makes me feel like a burden in your life... really. But I do think that rules were made to me broken. Back to the point. Well, I don't really know what to say. To be honest, it kind of worries me because everytime someone tells me that they like me in such a short amount of time, I fear that they'll leave me after getting to know me more. It's what guys mostly do to me, actually... Don't worry, I will never purposely hurt you or suddenly, I was worried you would do the same, that I would go to this forum, and you would be gone forever. And believe me, the time frame sounds crazy... but I can truly say that you are the first person that ever drove me crazy. less than two weeks ago if you asked me if teens could fall in love, I would have said no...but now I'm not sure what to say...

[vampirexpsycho]

=] I'm glad to read that GF. About me suddenly being gone from this forum forever will most likely never happen, if it does, it'd be because I died... or my computer. =3

[Goat Face]

=] I'm glad to read that GF. About me suddenly being gone from this forum forever will most likely never happen, if it does, it'd be because I died... or my computer. =3 It worried me a little because you said you had been to about 10 other forums before this one.

[vampirexpsycho]

It was a long time ago, and another thing that made me get out of them, is not being comfortable among the users there. They were usually cold and mean and I barely ever made friends on them. =\

[vampirexpsycho]

Why did you suddenly stop talking? T-T

[Goat Face]

Im...reading something important...what do you want to talk about?:)

[vampirexpsycho]

I dunno. Anything. =]

[Red Hot]

**smacks face in disbelief**

This is a place where we all our special - only happy thoughts about ourself, okie dokie??

[vampirexpsycho]

Okay, alright. (I can't change my thoughts about myself anyways)

[Goat Face]

O.K. then, run me through what you did today.

[Red Hot]

Okay, alright. (I can't change my thoughts about myself anyways)


I bash myself constantly and as a matter of fact, a friend who HATED when I did it, bashed me as he bid me goodbye - he needed a break - well friends never need breaks from each other so I bid him good bye forever.
Anyway...on HF, no bashing of anyone, including oneself!!

[Goat Face]

I am not too close with very many of my friends...but I never had someone say they need a break

[vampirexpsycho]

O.K. then, run me through what you did today.

Hmmm... nothing interesting that's for sure. I first woke up at midday with my sister slapping my face yelling wakey, wakey sleeping beauty.(can't blame her, she's just three years old). I made up my bed and on my way to the bathroom I accidentally tripped over my school bag, obviously kissing the floor. I took a shower and brushed my teeth. Then I went downstairs to the kitchen and prepared some coffee(an everyday thing, you'll find me shaking in a corner if I don't drink coffee for one day!) and a sandwish and made my way to the livingroom to watch cartoon with my sis. My stepdad was at work and my mom was cleaning up the house. When I was done eating I helped her a bit downstairs and after that I just dropped myself on the couch and started to daydream about vampires(I love to do that). My dad was home pretty early so I let him keep an eye on my sister and went to my room and started to watch Someone's Got To Give laughing my ass off. XD Then I logged on Horrorforum and I've stayed since then.

[Goat Face]

I woke up, walked down stairs and took a shower and got dressed. After that I checked to see if there was any new posts, then I got on the bus. I sat down in the freshman hall and waited to meet my friend, Michael. He came and made my feel like a dork, as usual, then I went to first, second, and third period. Oh, and I checked back again during second period. after Japanes, I went to lunch and sat by myself( I have friends, but they sit with annoying preppy people). I went to gym, damn slavedrivers lol, then I breezed through the other periods, not really paying attention. I came home, got a glass of cranberry juice, and went upstairs and logged into here, VERY EXCITING DAY, I MIGHT ADD!!!:D (sarcasm)

[Red Hot]

I am not too close with very many of my friends...but I never had someone say they need a break

Hi GF! I am glad you and VP are getting along!:) She is very pretty, sweet, intelligent and creative, yes???
My former friend closed off from life so I was his only friend and I came along like a hurricane - upsetting his set rules and world. We got emotionally close and he swore over a year ago that if we ever had a disagreement again (he did this before and I was so obsessed and needy for him like the air that I breathe) we would talk it over and not argue or end things. He said I was snippy, it was not an enduring quality and he could not take it anymore and he needed a break. He knew I was physically and mentally burnt yet he left me. Well I can bash myself just fine and I am not perfect so I asked him to leave me alone forever after telling him no one is perfect, friends accept each others moods, etc etc.
I have read receipt and he deleted, yes deleted my response back! Well that added more pain as you can imagine.

Anyway, I am logging off so I can watch NCIS.
I bid you all sweet dreams!!

[Cyclops]

Well I made a post on here but chrise nose where it went,lol

[vampirexpsycho]

I'm sorry to hear about your situation with that "friend" of yours, Red. =[

And Kurtis(I think I'll tease you for some time XD), you learn Japanese at school? =O Not fair! T-T I love Japan and it's language!

[Goat Face]

Hi GF! I am glad you and VP are getting along!:) She is very pretty, sweet, intelligent and creative, yes???
My former friend closed off from life so I was his only friend and I came along like a hurricane - upsetting his set rules and world. We got emotionally close and he swore over a year ago that if we ever had a disagreement again (he did this before and I was so obsessed and needy for him like the air that I breathe) we would talk it over and not argue or end things. He said I was snippy, it was not an enduring quality and he could not take it anymore and he needed a break. He knew I was physically and mentally burnt yet he left me. Well I can bash myself just fine and I am not perfect so I asked him to leave me alone forever after telling him no one is perfect, friends accept each others moods, etc etc.
I have read receipt and he deleted, yes deleted my response back! Well that added more pain as you can imagine.

Anyway, I am logging off so I can watch NCIS.
I bid you all sweet dreams!! oOoOoo, I like NCIS!!

[vampirexpsycho]

Well I made a post on here but chrise nose where it went,lol

Haha, maybe you left the thread without pressing enter?

(FIVE MINUTES LATER)

Woot, found it. It's in the 40th page!

[Goat Face]

I'm sorry to hear about your situation with that "friend" of yours, Red. =[

And Kurtis(I think I'll tease you for some time XD), you learn Japanese at school? =O Not fair! T-T I love Japan and it's language! Don't worry about it, he does it all the time, hes a good kid, but I never really talk serious to him, or very many of my other friends for that matter...so I guess I am known for something, being a loner, eating, working, playing video games, doing just about anything I do is alone, which I have come to realize is bad, and is probably what pushed me too the current state I am in, a psychopathic, social retard. By the way, what does DX and ROFL mean, like I said, Im a social retard to lings that the popular kids do and say.

[Goat Face]

Well I made a post on here but chrise nose where it went,lol Ive had that happen to me too. I leave for one day and a million posts later and cant find my post.

[Cyclops]

Why thank you keeeper of the crypt,I go see for any replies. Oh hell I'm watching family guy and now I'm talking like Peter!

[Goat Face]

OH MY GOD!!! I AM NOW A VAMPIRE!! I LOVED IAM LEGEND!! YAAAAAAYY:p

[Goat Face]

Why thank you keeeper of the crypt,I go see for any replies. Oh hell I'm watching family guy and now I'm talking like Peter! shes a crypt keeper!!??, damn, I was so proud about being a vampire...oh well, this summer I wont have much to do except get back into my old shape, I hope to play foot ball this fall.

[vampirexpsycho]

Don't be too hard on yourself, Kurtis. As far as I know you're a lovely guy who I'd like to meet personally. =] And I'm everything you said about yourself. I'm mostly a loner(I prefer being alone most of the time), I'm eating, working, playing video games all the time... It's all me, babe. XD And I also didn't know what those XD, XP meant until last year. =D If you turn your head to one side you see a little misshaped(haha) face(with basicaly just eyes and mouth) either laughing or looking mad/sad. ROFL means "Rolling on the ground laughing", my most used abbreviations are:

LMAO = Laughing my ass off
LMFAO = Lauhing my f*ck*ng ass off
STFU = Shut the f*ck up(which I don't use on here f.y.i) And
ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my f*ck*ng ass off

[Cyclops]

Oh I liked I am legend,or as we call it I am foot (leg end)
Goood film,nice doggy too!

[vampirexpsycho]

shes a crypt keeper!!??, damn, I was so proud about being a vampire...oh well, this summer I wont have much to do except get back into my old shape, I hope to play foot ball this fall.

Better start posting like hell Kurtis. =D Or you will never catch up with me!

[Goat Face]

Better start posting like hell Kurtis. =D Or you will never catch up with me!
OH I PLAN TO!, I PLAN TO!, I Plan TO!( goes off into the distance, getting smaller.)

[Goat Face]

Don't be too hard on yourself, Kurtis. As far as I know you're a lovely guy who I'd like to meet personally. =] And I'm everything you said about yourself. I'm mostly a loner(I prefer being alone most of the time), I'm eating, working, playing video games all the time... It's all me, babe. XD And I also didn't know what those XD, XP meant until last year. =D If you turn your head to one side you see a little misshaped(haha) face(with basicaly just eyes and mouth) either laughing or looking mad/sad. ROFL means "Rolling on the ground laughing", my most used abbreviations are:

LMAO = Laughing my ass off
LMFAO = Lauhing my f*ck*ng ass off
STFU = Shut the f*ck up(which I don't use on here f.y.i) And
ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my f*ck*ng ass off
The XD thing scares me now...(just kidding, though it looks like some pot head on laughing gas lol) by the way, do you type in English or something?

[Goat Face]

Oh I liked I am legend,or as we call it I am foot (leg end)
Goood film,nice doggy too! I liked the movie a lot, and the dog. I think you should go read the graphic novel,its really worth your time.:)

[vampirexpsycho]

What do you mean? =0

[Goat Face]

What to you mean? =0 what about the XD thing, oh the person there looks VERY laughable, i was merely implying that when i noticed it I laughed very loud caus he's funny looking. I gotta go really fast! brb

[vampirexpsycho]

I was actually asking you about your "do you type in English or something?" question.

[Goat Face]

Dont they speak a different language in the netherlands? I know in japanes we have a program that translated our ENG. into japanes.

[vampirexpsycho]

Yeah, we speak dutch in the Netherlands. But I don't need a translating program. =D I could say I speak English almost fluently.

[Goat Face]

with an accent I assume? I like your country better already. You know Dutch,German, and English. Most americans, including myself, barely even speak English!!(properly anyway) They dont teach us foreign languages until we are at least in about...sixth maybe seventh grad, or until we are almost in high school.

[vampirexpsycho]

Well, some people in the Netherlands speak Dutch just as badly as some Americans speak English. If our schools worked with "grades" I think we start learning other languages in just about the same time as you do. I started to learn English when I was nine, so it has nothing to do with education here, and I'm not even dutch f.y.i. =] In the NL, we start learning English and French(and some students -like me- Latin) when we're twelve to thirteen. When we're fourteen we start learning German(and some students -like me again- Greek). And when you're sixteen or seventeen you can choose if you're gonna take Spanish lessons or not. =P *sighs, tired of typing*

[Goat Face]

Well, some people in the Netherlands speak Dutch just as badly as some Americans speak English. If our schools worked with "grades" I think we start learning other languages in just about the same time as you do. I started to learn English when I was nine, so it has nothing to do with education here, and I'm not even dutch f.y.i. =] In the NL, we start learning English and French(and some students -like me- Latin) when we're twelve to thirteen. When we're fourteen we start learning German(and some students -like me again- Greek). And when you're sixteen or seventeen you can choose if you're gonna take Spanish lessons or not. =P *sighs, tired of typing* O.K. now here is the SUPER sophisticated american system. O.K., try to read slow so as not to confuse yourself, this can be really tough on some people, here it goes...When you are about 15 or 16 you can either take Spanish, Japanes,or French for up to 4 years.(fingers are DESTROYED from having to type so many options) lol

[vampirexpsycho]

Hahahaha. But it's not easy to speak so many languages, I type in another languages sometimes by accident, then I think oh cr*p, what was that word again? XP
But with all those classes plus the other ones like chemistry, mathematics and blah blah blah, we're only free after 3pm or 4pm. =P Depending on our schedules sometimes, we are free at midday or something, but that rarely happens. And I'm just good with foreign languages, and I learn 'em too fast. =| I currently speak Portuguese, Spanish, English, Italian, Dutch, Latin and French. I learned the first four by myself. =] You don't want to know my background...

[Goat Face]

Hahahaha. But it's not easy to speak so many languages, I type in another languages sometimes by accident, then I think oh cr*p, what was that word again? XP
But with all those classes plus the other ones like chemistry, mathematics and blah blah blah, we're only free after 3pm or 4pm. =P Depending on our schedules sometimes, we are free at midday or something, but that rarely happens. And I'm just good with foreign languages, and I learn 'em too fast. =| I currently speak Portuguese, Spanish, English, Italian, Dutch, Latin and French. I learned the first four by myself. =] You don't want to know my background...
Oh my god!! that many? and yes I do want to know your background,that's how busy of a person I am. We go to school from 8:15 to 3:40, but I usually will not get home until say about 4:20. I can sometimes sneak away on the computer though, lol

[vampirexpsycho]

I'm pretty busy person myself(notice the sarcasm). Okay, where to start... oh yeah, beginning!

As I've mentioned before, I'm not dutch. I was born and raised in Brazil(le gasp!) in a huge town called Sao Paulo(which is btw, 100 times bigger than the NL). My parents were pretty rich, but as we all know, money doesn't make nor buy love and hapiness. They were constantly fighting. My father worked in a company that exported wood from Brazil to Russia and my mom ran her own clothes store. My dad didn't have time for us and he didn't care much for us either, just about his work. He got so obsessed with work my mom just couldn't take it anymore and divorced him when I was five years old. My mother and I moved then to another town(Curitiba) to live with my grandparents, because we had nowhere to stay. When I turned seven my dad came back to us, my mom remarried him and we started building a house. My father ambitious as always, wanted a house with three stores that did cost him a lot of money. We had a big house and guess what? No money whatsoever to invest in their work. That lead to my parents fighting again. When I was nine my mother ended up meeting this dutch guy, he went to Brazil and they found out they were in love and one year later we moved to the Netherlands. Two years later my mom gave birth to my little sister and here in the Netherlands is where I've been living since then. *VP collapses on her bed*

[Goat Face]

(gasp) O.K., so you're not as I expected, but I assure you my life story isn't all that glamorous or whatever, (never expected you from Brazil although I see it now, we have an exchange student from Brazil) O.K., here it goes: My dad died when I was about seven. When I was around nine, my mom got remarried to this other guy. He died when I was about ten. I moved to several different places after that but always stayed in this state. Then, when I was about eleven or twelve she met this other guy, she later dumped him after three years of hell. and about a year ago she met this other guy named steve, but they are starting to argue a lot and will probably break up eventually. I have two brothers and a half brother . Ages: 17, 21,and 32. So that is pretty much a quick summary of the past ten years or so.

[vampirexpsycho]

My life was not that glamorous. My parents were constantly fighting, when I tried to make them stop they'd tell me to shut up. My father would beat me up if I did anything out of the ordinary(in his point of view). My mother didn't do anything to stop him when he did because she was afraid to get beaten herself. I was always thinking he was my hero, I just couldn't accept the fact that he was so cruel. I grew up to become his spitting image and inherited his personality too. He hated black people, so did I. I still can't believe I was so morbid and coldhearted. I grew up to be a cold kid, I didn't have friends to play with. I fortunately changed when my mom pulled me away from him. It teared my heart appart but I started to realize how stupid I'd been as the time passed... So you see, my life ain't a fairytale.

[vampirexpsycho]

So Ryan, do you still have a crush on me after all you've read. Probably not, but that's okay. I'm used to people leaving me after they know the real me.

[Goat Face]

yes i see that now...My dad was a lot like your dad from what I hear of him. I guess it was a good thing he died(its an unfortuante but true message) my half brother told me about some of the mean things he did to him, he even took out a gun and threatened to shoot him when he was six or seven. Anyway, dont let him get the best of you. everyone has a pretty messed up family. My math teacher has a mother in the mental hospital and his father is in jail for theft. Shaun, my other friend, his dad is in jail for killing a man by running him over...he gets picked on a lot which makes me feel bad.:(

[vampirexpsycho]

You still didn't answer my question.

I'm sorry to hear about your dad and friends. Actually, I'm sorry for a lot of things, specially for being me. ='(

[Cyclops]

Blimey I'm never gonna keep up with you lot,and I feel like I'm intruding on some personal stuff going on. Plus I'm using my PDA to post so its even sower!

[vampirexpsycho]

Nah, Cyclops. I've nothing to say anymore. =] Now you may talk with Goat_Head as much you like without interuptions.

[Cyclops]

oh interrupt at will,you were here first! I just wanted to have a rant.
See I finished work last night at 10 and a dog was tied up outside,a big black lab. Mike the assistant manager of the store phoned the police and they said they'd send someone out in 20 minutes.Well we waited till past 11,still no sign. So we phoned the RSPCA,an automated service,press 1 for this,2 for that and got told that we need to contact environmental services,number in the yellow pages! Crazy. Poor dog was crying,was overweight and didn't have enough lead to stand up properly. Finally at 11.30 a guy strolls over,silly grin on his face saying how he'd done his shopping but forgot the dog! Jesus! He was damn lucky we didn't take the dog to the police station! I hope the guy's wife gave him hell when he got home!
Towards the end the dogs crying was beginning to upset me. I may be a guy int horror and science fiction but I'm a real wuss,hyper sensitive and I couldn't just leave the poor dog unattended. The RSPCA sucks!

[vampirexpsycho]

Aww, that's very sweet of you. I hate when people treat animals like that, he should get his dog in shape or it could suffer from a heartattack due to the overweight. But you should have brought the poor thing to the police station anyways. =[ Good thing the jerk came back.

[Cyclops]

Aww, that's very sweet of you. I hate when people treat animals like that, he should get his dog in shape or it could suffer from a heartattack due to the overweight. But you should have brought the poor thing to the police station anyways. =[ Good thing the jerk came back.

Well unfortunately I couldbt as I didn't have a car and theres no way the dog could have made the walk into town. Mike had a car but it was a Ford Ka,very tiny car and he is from out of town so wouldn't know the way. Plus we were waiting for the club and pub to close in case the owner was in there. But yea labs are prone to being overweight,they like their food to much and you have to be careful with their diet.

[vampirexpsycho]

Aww, sucky. But what really matters is that the owner came back to get his dog. =]

[Cyclops]

what's your name BTW,can't keep calling you vampirexpsycho ;)

[vampirexpsycho]

Karla, yours?

[Cyclops]

Karla, yours?

Nice to meet you Karla,I'm Larry!
Oh seeing as we're all Halloween fans I must show you all pics of my 2 year old son in a pumpkin suit from last year. Where to post tho,unless I just put it in here...?

[vampirexpsycho]

You can post it here if you want, or on a thread in the " Off topic chit-chat" section.

[Goat Face]

You still didn't answer my question.

I'm sorry to hear about your dad and friends. Actually, I'm sorry for a lot of things, specially for being me. ='( well karla, I would still have to go with a yes. Is that the only reason guys seem to walk out after meeting you? And try not to beat yourself, believe me, I have a lot of experience in that, and I still hate myself. Oh, and dont worry about my friends or my problems.

[vampirexpsycho]

Why wouldn't I? I've spent half of my lifetime worrying about people, why would I stop just because somebody told me not to?

[Cyclops]

people are the only animal that scare me.

[vampirexpsycho]

I totally agree with you Cyclops. If I could have one wish granted it would be turn into a snake or something... All they do is eat, reproduce and eventually die...

[Goat Face]

Why wouldn't I? I've spent half of my lifetime worrying about people, why would I stop just because somebody told me not to?
O.K., you have a point there...

[Goat Face]

people are the only animal that scare me.
I would most definitely agree with that. If it was my way...well lets not talk about my way for legal reasons K!!

[vampirexpsycho]

well karla, I would still have to go with a yes. Is that the only reason guys seem to walk out after meeting you?

Yep, and don't think you can fool me by saying you still like me or whatever, I've heard the same things from a lot of people, they say they won't leave me because they're not the way I think they are. But they never stop to think what I actually think about 'em. I can tell when people are lying to me. And I don't really have a reason to trust anyone on internet, they could as well be laughing their faces off while pretending to be friends with someone.

[Goat Face]

Yep, and don't think you can fool me by saying you still like me or whatever, I've heard the same things from a lot of people, they say they won't leave me because they're not the way I think they are. But they never stop to think what I actually think about 'em. I can tell when people are lying to me. And I don't really have a reason to trust anyone on internet, they could as well be laughing their faces off while pretending to be friends with someone.
Well, thats a poor reason to walk out on someone...And yes...I was on a secret assignment by my friends. "Operation make karla feel like a fool" has been blown. My ten day mission was a complete waste...now me and my friends will have to look up funny videos on You Tube to get our entertainmen...:rolleyes:

[Cyclops]

I totally agree with you Cyclops. If I could have one wish granted it would be turn into a snake or something... All they do is eat, reproduce and eventually die...

Or a spider:-) they are cool critters,i have 5 as pets and they don't have too many demands.

[vampirexpsycho]

=\ I've arachnophobia, I would most likely die before I got the chance to wish for that. XD

[01forest_hunter10]

personally it would be long to type... here is a link to the exact sstory of a dream i had. to die the way i had in the dream is the way i would be terrified of dying.
http://www.horrorforum.com/showthread.php?p=220721&posted=1#post220721

[HalloweenCrafts]

Buried alive would be horrible and any sort of long drawn out death

[01forest_hunter10]

i think my biggest fear of dying would be if i was slowly stabbed to death... being tortured must be bad. i'd say just kill me plaese! no torture for me thank you very much!

[Rodr-Evil]

Die in a brutal and gore car accident..

[StarPsycho29]

for me its suffocation, most painful way to die in my opinion

[itsshellysworld]

Anything drawn out and causes pain... who wants to die painfully