This board is...

[Akirafan]

pretty empty!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

I know. Where is everyone??

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Akirafan]

Who knows? I guess there just isn't enough halloween jokes to dedicate a whole baord to...

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[MidnightAngel]

Okay, I got one....not all that great but first thing that came to mind when I saw the board...
Where do vampires learn to suck blood? Law School...lol

"Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine."--Dracula 2000

Yours in Darkness,

Midnight Angel

[Akirafan]

LOL!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

LOL! Hey...my uncle is a lawyer...

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Akirafan]

Sorry for laughing...

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

naw it's okay! lol

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Akirafan]

Okay! Cool!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[Red Hot]

That hacker thought he was amusing us.

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[Akirafan]

Wait- MidnightAngel was a hacker?

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[Red Hot]

No, Anti-Phobia was - he was humoring himself thru COB. He was a sicko - Maxi deleted his posts.

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[Akirafan]

Oh, okay!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[ForYou2Notice]

lol

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

I'm just glad that nazi-sympathizer is gone!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Red Hot]

I wonder why he landed here?? My cousin freaked when I told him I was chatting with a hacker!!

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

I would freak too!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Red Hot]

I told him I was tryng to help! He was not too happy with that answer!

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Oh.

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Red Hot]

I am brave, what can I say!

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[Akirafan]

Lol!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[ForYou2Notice]

We should start posting more halloween jokes on here to liven up this board

[Akirafan]

Exactly!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Sounds cool! Anyone want to start?

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[MidnightAngel]

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.

"Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine."--Dracula 2000

Yours in Darkness,

Midnight Angel

[MidnightAngel]

The top 15 complaints of the modern day vampire
* 15) Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
* 14) Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap.
* 13) Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs.
* 12) Three Words: Daylight Savings Time
* 11) Thanks to all those Marilyn Manson fans, we just aren't taken seriously any more.
* 10) After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.
* 9) After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.
* 8) No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.
* 7) With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs are suddenly off-limits.
* 6) No warm blood for miles around DC.
* 5) Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots.
* 4) Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards
* 3) Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized "hardbodies."
* 2) Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
And the number 1 complaint of Modern-day Vampires:

* 1) No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.


"Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine."--Dracula 2000

Yours in Darkness,

Midnight Angel

[MidnightAngel]

Why Pumpkins are better than Men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always
ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

"Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine."--Dracula 2000

Yours in Darkness,

Midnight Angel

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

LOL OMG This is so funny!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

I just made up a Halloween dumb blonde joke. It's not that good, but I thought I'd post it.

On Halloween a dumb blonde wears a facial mask to a costume party.

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[MidnightAngel]

*checks her hair* Nope not blonde!! Whew! LOL

"Everything I am is yours. And all you are is mine."--Dracula 2000

Yours in Darkness,

Midnight Angel

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

lol!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[ForYou2Notice]

haha that's cute

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

heehee thanks

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Da Weiner]

Yo Midnight Angel is on a roll. I can't stop laughing. Thank you soooo much for that. You the best!!!!

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

No one liked my original joke? grrr lol

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Red Hot]

quote:Originally posted by iScreamUscreamWeAllScream

I just made up a Halloween dumb blonde joke. It's not that good, but I thought I'd post it.

On Halloween a dumb blonde wears a facial mask to a costume party.

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)


**Red laughs so hard her belly begins to ache**:D

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

lol! Thanks, Red.

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[Da Weiner]

I like your joke. Sorry for leaving you out. No hard feelings OK?

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

lol s'ok!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)