thehalloweenqn
11-04-2004, 02:22 PM
Found this joke on another forum, it's hilarious, with credit to Howlyn who originally posted it.
A bald man with a wooden leg gets
invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to
explain his problem.
A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and,
with your wooden leg, you will
be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume
Co.
The man thinks this is terrible
because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes
a letter of complaint. A week goes
by and he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since
they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his
bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of
complaint. The next day he gets
a small parcel and a note, which
reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle
of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go
as a caramel apple.
Whatcha think?
WITCHES DO IT IN CIRCLES!
TheHalloweenQn
A bald man with a wooden leg gets
invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to
explain his problem.
A few days later he received a
parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and,
with your wooden leg, you will
be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume
Co.
The man thinks this is terrible
because they have emphasized
his wooden leg and so he writes
a letter of complaint. A week goes
by and he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since
they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his
bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of
complaint. The next day he gets
a small parcel and a note, which
reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle
of molasses. Pour the molasses
over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go
as a caramel apple.
Whatcha think?
WITCHES DO IT IN CIRCLES!
TheHalloweenQn