BloodyMary
09-28-2004, 01:16 PM
I don't know what to classify this so I call it a nightmare/comedy. I'm walking down the street at about 11pm for no apparant reason. I stop right underneath a streetlight and look behind me. When I turn around I see about a hundred zombies at the end of the block running towards me. Just as I turn around to run away there's a zombie with no eyes right in front of me. I do some kind of a karate kick and say "take that zombie bastard" lmfao, then run away. I end up at a gas station where everything is running normally. I run inside and say "Hey there's zombies out there!" and the guy behind the counter says "and your point is?" Then I say "dude, do you want your ass to get eaten or what?" Then he says "I could care less my life sux anyways, I've been looking for a way to leave my fat ass wife now I have a way. I know they'll get her, she's too fat to run." Then I say "Well congratulations then." I look over and see a rifle behind the counter, and I ask the guy, "can I have that for protection from the zombies?" and he says, "no, if they don't get to my wife then I'm gonna use it to kill her. She never leaves any twinkies for me, selfish bitch."lmfao. Then I grab his keys and steal his car. I don't remember what kind of car it is. And I head out of town. That's about where I wake up. Weird dream, huh? [^]