I was thinking of dead baby jokes

[DeathWind]

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

~~~

It was stapled to the chicken.

I dun like these much but i read some a couple hours ago and they got stuck in my head[xx(].

Mortality is inevitable.

[frost_fire]

I think it's funny...though taken seriously , extremely gross.[xx(]:D[xx(]

AAAWOOOOOARARAROOOOOOOO!!!!!

[mr.sasquatch]

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of dead baby and some root beer

"You think that when you die you go to Heaven. YOU COME TO US!!"

[frost_fire]

that wouldn't taste very...tasty.

AAAWOOOOOARARAROOOOOOOO!!!!!

[DeathWynd]

Hey, I started this months ago with my old account, and it's still there? The forums sure move slow.

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[gerijuana]

What do you call a bunch of babys falling from a roof? A BABY SHOWER[:0] quote:I got my boom stick:(

[schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwthat was a gross funny..........i gotta thing about babies...they creep me out...errrrr......
righty righty....this only works if you know the pregnancy term... what do you call an explosion in a nursery? baby boom. hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. god i might die fom laughin.

"buffy, i understand this is confusing. you're probably feeling a lot right now. you should share those feelings. with someone else. (principal flutie)

[evillilbabe81450]

i think that is really disgusting. You shouldn't think about dead babies. Are you all sycos or something?

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[gerijuana]

Im not a psycho,They said i was abit schizo but were all ok now[:0] quote:What's in the basket[}:)]

[evillilbabe81450]

ok i hope you all are ok

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[drakeling666]

i know a dead baby joke ask me about it
its to long to write and i have no time to write it.:D:D:D:D;):([8)]

alex "the drakeling" hutson

[dyinangelc]

write it anyway. we got lots of time.

[drakeling666]

[ok hey is how it goes.
there is this lady and she has always wanted a baby and when she finally has one she want to see thebaby... when the nurse brings it to her she takes the babys head slams it into the wall and the drops it head first into the ground and the kicks it into the wall. the lady who had the baby in now like what the **** thats my ****ing babys u bitch then the nurse throws it out the window to the high way and then the lady was like that was my baby u ****ing prick and then the nurse was like dont wory the baby was already dead i just want to **** he up even more than what he already was.[xx(][xx(][?]:D

alex "the drakeling" hutson

[drakeling666]

opps i didnt mean
to make the joke
that long. well
it is the joke but i didn't mean to make it go on like this.[8D]

alex "the drakeling" hutson

[evillilbabe81450]

ok

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[homicidal maniac]

:(schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh lol a satanist isnt someone who worships [}:)]satan[}:)] a satanist is someone who worships nature;):D

"I'AM AN ANTI-CHRIST AND I AM AN ANARCHIST CAUSE I WANNA BE ANARCHY"

[evillilbabe81450]

lol

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[ForYou2Notice]

Dead Baby jokes are great

[reagan]

drake - you are ****ing sick. If you post stuff like that yet still **** your swearing, that makes you a coward in by book.
homicidal - we all have our opinions, and some 'dead baby' jokes are amusing - but "erghh lol a satanist isnt someone who worships satan a satanist is someone who worships nature" Not fair to schizo - a long timer I might add.
Let's get this back to how we were.
maxi: I imagine you may want to talk to me

[reagan]

Okay - see it has already been censored as my **** was posted as ****ing.
maxi - So crude sex talk (they have thousands of other places to go) is allowed.
Maybe I AM with Red & iscream on this subject.


"How could it be I'm the only one who sees your reversed insanity?"
FooFighters - 'I'll Stick Around'

[Red Hot]

RedHot sighs, shakes head and wonders what on earth is with this thread.
Tis a shame and a sad sad thing to read.
The title of this thread turns my stomach but I saw sweet Reagan's post so I decided to read the thread, as sick as it is.

My tantalized spirit here blandly reposes, forgetting, or never regretting its roses.

[reagan]

Sorry you had to go through this Red. Nice of you to call me 'sweet Reagan' :)

Rea is fine, if anyone doesn't want to type last three letters. No really, I do mean that.

"How could it be I'm the only one who sees your reversed insanity?"
FooFighters - 'I'll Stick Around'

[Red Hot]

My boss lost his daughter. She died while his wife was giving birth.
Since this happened three years ago, he still stutters when he speaks.
He nearly had a complete emotional breakdown. He has 5 other healthy children. He has a shrine to her in his office and when I saw this thread, I cried. There is nothing funny about dead babies. Nothing.

My tantalized spirit here blandly reposes, forgetting, or never regretting its roses.

[dead letters]

That poor man.
I wasnt very amused by some of these jokes either, Red.

~ Love Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide...~

[ForYou2Notice]

The Baby Shower one was thoughtful, lol