Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

[maximoto]

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...

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[Wicked]

HEHEHE....I like this section, this will be fun, thanx max!

How does a monster count to 345?

On his fingers!

"The banshee shrieks with WICKED delight, on this, a cold and death filled night!

[Jack Reaper]

:DWhy do zombies have a hard time playing poker?
They keep throwing in their hands!

Why is it easy to play poker in a graveyard?
You can always dig up an extra player!

What do you call a rotting corpse in a sleeping bag?
A burrito!

A filk with apologies to Tiny Tim: Tip toe through the tombstone, through the grave sites, through the rotting flesh. Come tip toe throgh the tombstones with meeee!

[Wicked]

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the fair?
The roller GHOSTER!

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
He wanted to see if he still wasn't there!

What's more invisible than the invisible man?
His shadow!

"The banshee shrieks with WICKED delight, on this, a cold and death filled night!

[Jack Reaper]

[xx(] What goes HAHAHAHAHA (clomp,clomp)?
A zombie laughing its' head off!

[:0] Why can't Frankenstiens' monster get any action?
His nuts are on his neck!

[GremlinzGuy]

what goes clop clop clop clop clop clop clop bang bang bang bang clop clop clop clop clop....?
an amish drive by!

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[Jack Reaper]

Why did the Goul get kicked out of the graveyard?
He was dipping his nachos in the zombies' back!

[mr.sasquatch]

Where do vampires go to learn how to suck blood?

Law school

[kat99]

i heard that one before! its funny. i love halloween, so it never gets dull[:X]

***Dark Angel***

[Isaiah1234]

What do you call to lesbians in Alaska?:



Answer: Klondikes[:p]

Isaiah Gilham

[GremlinzGuy]

good one!!

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[deadblondebabe]

anyone outthere?

Maggie Runkle

[Ryan_Hayes1984]

Why do Vampires run when you have Garlic?

Because it reminds them of their past.

"BAD TO THE BONE"

[mr.sasquatch]

Huh? I dont get that one.

"You think that when you die you go to Heaven. YOU COME TO US!!"

[INSANE]

What Do you Call A Purple Goose???

I Don't Know that's Why Im Asking You.....

Meep!!!

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"Just Spreading The Insanity."

[frost_fire]

meep...thats familiar...are you a helmacron???

I HAVE THE GREAT SPORK OF SPORKS!feel my wrath...[}:)][}:)][}:)]

[frost_fire]

inquiring ME'S want to know...are you one of those itty-bitty Insane alien thingys...or whatever helmacrons are.

I HAVE THE GREAT SPORK OF SPORKS!feel my wrath...[}:)][}:)][}:)]

[freakyandthefreaks]

your jokes are like sooooo lame!
think of something better!!!![}:)][:I]

[dead letters]

whats the difference between a big hairy monster and a bag of swe

People like sweets.
I don't get it myself but it's the only one i actually know.



you can run but you can't hide...it will get you someday.

[dead letters]

i meant a bag of sweets, sorry.

you can run but you can't hide...it will get you someday.

[DeathWynd]

Everyone's heard all of those. Aren't they on the COB homepage?

How about this one:

quote:It's Halloween and this woman has nothing to wear. She puts
a sheet over her and sticks horns on it and goes to work.

A co-worker asks her what she is dressed as.

She replies, "Bull Sheet"

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quote:I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

[biggizmo54]

(he goes to the emergency room for stitches).....hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhehehehe heheheheeheheh

ophidian_rising2000
...when the Gates of Hell open, only then will you see the "TRUE DRAGON"...

[dead letters]

Gotta hand it to ya DeathWynd, if it's enough to make biggizmo 'laugh' it's good enough for me.

'Gone...but never forgotten.'

[Ryan_Hayes1984]

Imagine waking up one day and you goto a friend's house and see that your friend is a skeleton. You ask, "How can you be alive?" then your friend asks, "How can you?". You ask to come in and look in the mirror, you couldn't believe your eyes. "I'm a skeleton too!". Then you and your friend look at each other and then come out screaming to this dude who happens to be outside. "Dude, where's my flesh?".

"BAD TO THE BONE"

[Red Hot]

Reminds me of the cartoon "Billie and Mandee" for some reason.

My tantalized spirit here blandly reposes, forgetting, or never regretting its roses.

[biggizmo54]

A drunken man was found in a cemetary...opening a fresh grave...eating the entrails of the corpse.
when the newspapers reported this incident regarding this particular menu, it read:
"Cops Enter Cemetary to Find 'GHOULUSH'!"

ophidian_rising2000
...when the Gates of Hell open, only then will you see the "TRUE DRAGON"...

[ForYou2Notice]

When I was little, I told this joke til no end!

[ForYou2Notice]

cute jokes everyone!

[Mershu]

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road... i know the answer because he didnt have the guts to do it!!!

[Red Hot]

Hehehe - that tickled my funny bone!

From the thunder and the storm and the cloud that took the form, when the rest of Heaven was blue, of a demon in my view.

[Akirafan]

Some pretty good jokes! How about this:

Why couldn't the skeleton play music at the church?
Because he had no organs!

"Im gonna shove this stake right up your holy ass!"- Preacherman

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

lol!

"If I am such a nice person, then why am I so miserable?" -Hannah (Me)

[TUTYlovesB5]

lets see if i have one no yeah no dont got one

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[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Nice. lol

"When in doubt, get the hell out." -Jason Hawes (Ghost Hunters)

[Succubus2005]

what do you call two skeletons on a hot tin roof?

Answer: A rattling good time.

[Succubus2005]

what do you call a skeleton who smokes?

Answer: Smoked bones.

[Red Hot]

Ha ha Succubus! Those jokes tickled my funny bone!

[Shadow Master]

Oh! Red! Here come some ghosts! They're saying: "booo!"
And some sheep! The sheep say: "Baaaad pun"!