Dr. Craven the magician
08-19-2003, 09:33 PM
<center>HALLOWEEN: BARNEY MEETS MICHAEL MYERS</center>
As the scene opens, Barney the purple dinosaur is singing a sappy song to a whole bunch of little kids who are being paid to act as if they like it. Suddenly, the stage backdrop falls over forward and Michael Myers is seen standing there, staring at Barney. The children stop their squeeling despite the fact that cue cards are telling them to keep it up. They all stare at Michael, then they all stare at Barney. Barney just stares at Michael. Michael only stands there.
Barney: (gulping) I love you!!!!
Michael produces a large butcher's knife, steps forward and proceeds to hack Barney into tiny purple shreds. Instead of running in panic, the children on the set begin to applaude. Then the camera men begin to applaude. The director applaudes. The audience not only applaudes, but starts hooting and doing whistles and cat calls. The guy with the cue cards throws all of them away except the one that says "Applause." The news department cuts into the broadcast and announces what happened as if it were Christmas. The sound of the nationwide applause is so loud and deafening that the crew of the International Space Station can hear it. They start to celebrate. A Vulcan starship that had been avoiding the planet as insignicant hears the applause and changes its mind, figuring now that earth might be worth a visit after all. The Governor of California gives Michael Myers a civic award. The President of the United States not only gives Michael Myers a presidential pardon, but an award for service to the country above and beyond the call of duty. Michael spends the rest of his demonic and unnatural life being patted on the back by talk show hosts. But he doesn't kill them, since they're mostly all hacks to begin with.
Fade to black.
It's only magic...if you believe...
As the scene opens, Barney the purple dinosaur is singing a sappy song to a whole bunch of little kids who are being paid to act as if they like it. Suddenly, the stage backdrop falls over forward and Michael Myers is seen standing there, staring at Barney. The children stop their squeeling despite the fact that cue cards are telling them to keep it up. They all stare at Michael, then they all stare at Barney. Barney just stares at Michael. Michael only stands there.
Barney: (gulping) I love you!!!!
Michael produces a large butcher's knife, steps forward and proceeds to hack Barney into tiny purple shreds. Instead of running in panic, the children on the set begin to applaude. Then the camera men begin to applaude. The director applaudes. The audience not only applaudes, but starts hooting and doing whistles and cat calls. The guy with the cue cards throws all of them away except the one that says "Applause." The news department cuts into the broadcast and announces what happened as if it were Christmas. The sound of the nationwide applause is so loud and deafening that the crew of the International Space Station can hear it. They start to celebrate. A Vulcan starship that had been avoiding the planet as insignicant hears the applause and changes its mind, figuring now that earth might be worth a visit after all. The Governor of California gives Michael Myers a civic award. The President of the United States not only gives Michael Myers a presidential pardon, but an award for service to the country above and beyond the call of duty. Michael spends the rest of his demonic and unnatural life being patted on the back by talk show hosts. But he doesn't kill them, since they're mostly all hacks to begin with.
Fade to black.
It's only magic...if you believe...