Find out when and how you die....

[Trippers]

Just for fun!

http://www.deskslave.org/silly/deathday.cgi

Your name: Trippers
You will die on: Tuesday, March 17, 2037
You will die of: Food Poisoning

From this I only have 34 more years to live?? Hmmm, Food Poisoning, must be my own cooking... [:0]

I Luv Horror!
Do You Blame Me?
The Spiderweb Crypt (http://www.thespiderwebcrypt.vze.com)
The Spiderweb Crypt Forum (http://com3.akheva.com/bthespiderwebcrypt)

[Spookshow Baby]

My Name:Ricksgirl
I will die on:Thursday,November 1st,2029
I will die of:Skin cancer

That was fun,but funny.I dont even tan all that much.

I love horror movies.I dont know why,but I get a thrill out of being scared.

[Morticia]

Your name: Morticia
You will die on: Tuesday, June 29, 2027
You will die of: Lead Poisoning


when there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.

[GremlinzGuy]

mine sounds about right...but i'm only 17 right now...so i appearantly have a short life to live.

My Name:GremlinzGuy
I will die on:Friday November 12, 2021
I will die of:Electrocution

[abidunk]

My Name:abidunk
I will die on:Wednesday August 24 2022
I will die of:Heart Disease (cholesterol)

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[Spookshow Baby]

Even though this is fun,it is a little depressing,dont ya think?

I love horror movies.I dont know why,but I get a thrill out of being scared.

[GremlinzGuy]

not really...i'll just be sure to stay in a log cabin in the middle of the woods with out any electricity on November 12, 2021...and hope i don't get struck by lightning...

[maximoto]

I did not like my first results. Only gave me 6 years. So now I have 30 years :)

[Spookshow Baby]

Then I guess I should stay out of the sun,huh? hehe

I love horror movies.I dont know why,but I get a thrill out of being scared.

[Spookshow Baby]

I did it again using my real first name,I dont like how my resaults turned out.This is what it said

Name:Erica
Die on:Wednesday,December 8th,2021
Die of:Burned to death


How scary is that!Ive always been afraid of fire.

I love horror movies.I dont know why,but I get a thrill out of being scared.

[GremlinzGuy]

ouch...ouch...damn feel bad for you..

[GremlinzGuy]

UT OHS!! i put in my real name..but spelt it wrong...and i got the same response...
My Name:Lary (supposed to be Larry)
I will die on:Friday November 23, 2021
I will die of:Electrocution

this sux..

[zombie]

zombie
You will die on: Wednesday, May 31, 2028
You will die of: Slipped on Ice

[^] I got nothin' to worry about, I never leave my house, when not necessary. [:p]

^V^Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once, and you suck forever.^V^

¤Zombie The Living Dead Girl¤

[Spookshow Baby]

Im not worried anyway,when its my time God will handle it,not fate.

I love horror movies.I dont know why,but I get a thrill out of being scared.

[GremlinzGuy]

i agree with you on that one mrs. ricksgirl...well i think your a miss at least....sorry if yer not.

[Spookshow Baby]

Sure is. *grins*

Wendy!Darling,love of my life!You didnt let me finish my sentance.I said Im not gonna hurt you.Im not gonna hurt ya.Im just gonna bash your brains in.Im gonna bash em right the f**k in!
Jack-The Shining

[evavalkzak]

My Name is Eva Valkzak
I will die on: Thursday, October 23, 2036
I will die of: Blood Clot

That means I have a little over 30 years to live.

Thats funny I knew I would die early, but from what I did not know.
In my past life I also died in October, which is very weird here.
They say, that you usely die at the same time you died in your past life to be reborn again.

[mr.sasquatch]

My name: Mr.Sasquatch
I will die on Sunday Novemeber 28, 2032
I will die from a sexually trasmitted disease.

Wow, 29 years left!

"You think that when you die you go to Heaven. YOU COME TO US!!"

[Mr_deadguy]

looks like I get to [xx(] of a blood clot Monday june 16th 2031 [8D][8D][8D]

[Katherine-Krueger]

Your name: Katherine-Krueger
You will die on: Saterday, July 23, 2016
You will die of: Burned to death

eh..how nice that means i only have 12 years left and i'm also the first to die here i see [}:)] lol

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[paranoid]

Your Name: paranoid
You Will Die On: Friday, August 8, 2025
You Will Die Of: Didn't wait 30 minutes before swimming

Woo-Hoo! Only 21 years left!

I'm not crazy!

[Weird Terrain]

http://www.deathclock.com/

You can also use this

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"

[frost_fire]

Your name: Frost_fire
You will die on: Friday, January 6, 2034
You will die of: Stabbing

Muah ha ha ha...I'm gonna be murdered...


AAAWOOOOOARARAROOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Brianskate]

Crap.
Your name: Brianskate
You will die on: Monday, April 16, 2029
You will die of: Spider Bite

[Sybelle]

I used the deathclock link and got Friday, Aug 9, 2024.
That gives me 20 yrs, I'll be 39. Yikes!

Wandering Forever In A Cold & Dark Realm,

Sybelle

[Jack Reaper]

Well if I listened to a medium years ago, I never should have made it past 23.
Besides, if only the good die young, I am here forever!!!!

[Sybelle]

Good point, Jack. And with lil miss Hellvena storming around, she's got enuff "bad" to keep us all alive forever.

Wandering Forever In A Cold & Dark Realm,

Sybelle

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Aww man I'm gonna die on March 27th 2014 from a car bomb! I'm gonna die when I'm 23! 11 years left to live. aww crap...

Well...at least I know lol



Anna

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Lol. I get a thrill out of this death kinda stuff, it's cool.





I reserved a spot in hell, you should all visit! One downside though...no air conditioning ;)

Anna

[bmaston]

First off i will say "good evening" in my best boris karloff voice ...and i guess i don't have very long to live either... Name: brandon maston.......You will die on: Friday May 29, 2015 ......You will die of: Running with scissors......well i guess i only have less then 11 years oh well living to 30 is a full life...isn't it? haha

Down With The Sickness...

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Sorry. LOL I'm only gonna live to be 23. Only 11 years left. Oh well, at least I won't die before I'm 21! lol

[arneth]

heyya ya all. i just signed up and i have 35 years to live is that a good thing? i can't really tell but obviously paranoids got the right idea. be afraid of anything and everything and don't forget to wait before you go swimming.;)

arneth

[thehalloweenqn]

Went to the first link:

Your name: thehalloweenqn
You will die on: Tuesday, May 4, 2021
You will die of: fall down stairs

went to the second link and it says that I will die on June 14, 2063.



WITCHES DO IT IN CIRCLES!

TheHalloweenQn

[Holofernes]

Happy Deathday!
Your name: Holofernes
You will die on: Thursday, August 1, 2030
You will die of: Caffeine Overdose
Username:

Created by Quill

hmmmmmmm sounds pretty good.....

When there´s no more room in Hell the Dead will walk the eArth

[schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh]

Your name: hazel
You will die on: Saturday, November 27, 2027
You will die of: Drive-By Shooting
WHAT???? but i was planning on ending my life on my OWN terms, you know, suicide. that way i get to fix when, where and how. grrrrrrrrrrrrr. im gonna come back from the dead and eat that gangster. hang on...since when do you get gangsters in villages?

"ive BEEN to hell, actually, and i thought it was lovely!" winifred sanderson
(hocus pocus)

[deadblondebabe]

Your name: deadblondebabe
You will die on: Sunday, April 22, 2012
You will die of: Burned to Death
And now im the first to die

Man should not fear death,but fear what comes before, during, and after.

[schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh]

dont take it literally, dont worry...just avoid fires that day...

"mum and dad they dont quite understand, why do girls want to pierce their nose and walk around in torn pantyhose?"

[thehalloweenqn]

schizo-avoiding fires that day could be good advice but what if she got burned days before and was in a coma or something until that day?

Just avoid fire for the entire month!!!


You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same!

TheHalloweenQn

[schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh]

good point.....


"mum and dad they dont quite understand, why do girls want to pierce their nose and walk around in torn pantyhose?"

[mr.sasquatch]

But what if the place that your going to hide in to avoid fire is actually the place that catches on fire? My advice, go to the beach and stay in the water ALL DAY! Just avoid any floating logs or boats that may be flammable.

"You think that when you die you go to Heaven. YOU COME TO US!!"

[schizoCuRsEgirl.erghh]

good one, mr.sasquatch.


*"get the f**k up" he said, "your life is meaningless its going nowhere, your going nowhere, your just a f**k up" he said "i'll live alone instead, i know you dont care" i know i dont care*

[livingdeadgurl]

great im going to kill myself

Your name: livingdeadgurl
You will die on: Sunday, February 28, 2021
You will die of: Suicide

Saying I'm just a little psycho is like calling a nine month pregnant woman a virgin......

[evillilbabe81450]

wow that scary livingdeadgurl!

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or not...lol

SIE wurful in drei, zwei, ein...

[evillilbabe81450]

me either lol

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[livingdeadgurl]

well i think ill be fine, ill just stay with evillilbabe on that day

Saying I'm just a little psycho is like calling a nine month pregnant woman a virgin......

[evillilbabe81450]

o ok thats sounds good.

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[Satan_Speaking]

Your name: Satan_speaking
You will die on: Monday, December 31, 2012
You will die of: Lead Poisoning

thats nice....ahhh.......lead doesnt even SOUND like a good way to die

Is that a Hateful response?
WHY YES....YES IT IS

[BigNTastyAbnormality]

Your name: BigNTastyAbnormality
You will die on: Saturday, July 17, 2032
You will die of: Exsanguination

That can't be pleasant... Getting all five pints of my blood removed.

[Black Market Blood]

Your name: Ruby
You will die on: Sunday, May 6, 2029
You will die of: Gingivitis

[Black Market Blood]

Does anyone know what gingervitis is? I've heard of it before.

[evillilbabe81450]

i don't but i heard of it to.

If you're gonna make a mistake, make it a big one.

[reagan]

it's a disease of the gums.
Tried to stifle a laugh..........couldn't
Still trying now actually.
Couldn't, but feel free to laugh at mine.

"Scary. I'll tell you something though; there are a lot scarier things than you. And I'm one of them"

[reagan]

On second thoughts - I have all the spam I need!
Put me down for death by impure thoughts ;)

"Scary. I'll tell you something though; there are a lot scarier things than you. And I'm one of them"

[holyman]

Name holyman
you will die on: monday september 19th 2034
you will die of: deleted from the matrix

......what the hell...that makes no damn since.....

kuoji
yoshimei
sasagawa

[biggizmo54]

Name:Biggizmo may he rest in piece on May 12, 2026
Cause of demise: Lonliness...........hahahahahahahhaha isn't that ironic?

ophidian_rising2000
...when the Gates of Hell open, only then will you see the "TRUE DRAGON"...

[bloodyvictim]

name: bloodyvictim

day: february 10 2010


cause: (this sucks) spider bite

"you cannot kill which you did not create"

[bloodyvictim]

i used the deathclock link and got July,9 2049

"you cannot kill which you did not create"

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Has anyone been to that death clock site? It was so scary. You put your age and weight and all that. Yikes!

"As the Good Book says: If you spit in the air, it lands on your face!"
-Reb Tevye(Fiddler On The Roof)

[dead letters]

Saturday, January 31, 2071

Just been on it, yikes!!

~ Maybe this world is another planets hell...~

[bloodyvictim]

yeah it is kind of scary

"you cannot kill which you did not create"

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Supposedly on the death clock I'm going tom die in 2070 in December. I will be around 79 to 80 years old. Yikes again!

"As the Good Book says: If you spit in the air, it lands on your face!"
-Reb Tevye(Fiddler On The Roof)

[ForYou2Notice]

Happy Deathday!
Your name: ForYou2Notice
You will die on: Sunday, May 31, 2037
You will die of: Drive-By Shooting


OHH NOO!!! lol

[iScreamUscreamWeAllScream]

Yay! lol

"As the Good Book says: If you spit in the air, it lands on your face!"
-Reb Tevye(Fiddler On The Roof)