The Adventures of Horrorman

[Horrorman]

This is a new thread which involves the maniacal saga of Horrorman , VP, RH and anyone else who cares to chime in. We last left Horrorman decapitated in Hell by Michael the good angel. VP had escaped Horrormans clutches and left through the portel to Hell. Horrorman had sworn he would be back to torment his two lovely adversaries. He now waits to spring upon his two hot babes biding his time and regaining his powers-----

[vampirexpsycho]

Awe, this threat makes it all easier. Finally, our own personal battlefield. =D

[Red Hot]

RH, dressed in a black velour catsuit, embedded with rhinestones, wearing long satin black gloves and black go go boots, puts on her make up and wonders what the two bites are from on her neck. She puts some alcohol and holy water on the wound and it disappears. RH grabs her keys and decides to drive to Eerie Lake.

[Horrorman]

On the long winding road her mind drifts to strange images of blood and lust. A strange familiar laugh keeps darting in and out of her mind. She is quickly jolted back to reality when a lone figure appears ahead in the road. She is also dressed in black garb with studs and high boots. Rh slams on the brakes to avoid hitting the young female. Back in the murky depths of Hell Horrorman is watching the event unfold with an evil grin. "It looks like the fun is gonna begin!" He rubs his hands together and heads towards the portal from Hell. "Get ready Babes, Daddys coming to play!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-----

[Red Hot]

Red runs out of her car to see if the fair maiden is ok. She discovers it is VP and VP assures her she is ok - she was feeling dizzy for a moment and wandered out into the road. Red tells VP to join her for the ride to Eerie Lake.

[vampirexpsycho]

*The vampiress nods her head and gets in the car as RH does too. They drive to the lake and just stand there looking at it's grace. VP decides to lay on the wet grass. Wondering why Red is acting so strange and sad today. She dazes into her imaginary world as she feels the raindrops gently falling on her face. She suddenly wakes up by the sound of nothing. She looks around and sees RH isn't there anymore.* Huh?

[Red Hot]

RH discovers VP is no longer in the car with her and stops her car short to catch her breath! What the hell is going on, Red asks outloud!!

[Horrorman]

She looks up again and VP is back inside the car. They look at each other puzzled. Did you just feel what happened, they ask simultainously? RH answers first."Yes someone is playing with our minds." "I think we both know who it is." VP puts her hand on her stomach and lifts up her shirt. A faint scar is etched by her belly button. "Damn its Horrorman!" VP looks out the windshield of the car staring ahead. "He said he would be back." RH puts her hand on VPs shoulder. "We beat him before, we can do it again." She starts up the car and they head for the the lake. They see a diner along side the road and decide to stop in for a bite to eat. RH looks at VP as they pull into the lot. "It looks a little rundown but I'm starving." VP nods her head as they get out of the car. "I hope the food tastes better than what this place looks." They walk cautiously up to the door of the diner and open it slowly.-----------

[Red Hot]

A gum chewing skeleton waitress motions for them to enter. Rh and Vp gulp and stroll on into the cob webbed diner. A bat comes flying down and lands on RH's blouse and tears it open! RH screams from the pain and blood!

[vampirexpsycho]

*As RH opens the door and finds herself being attacked by the bat, VP looks to where the car was parked. Fear takes control of her mind as she feels her blood rush quickly through her vains. She takes a step back, RH notices that and turns around.* VP, please help me *She stares at VP with pleading eyes, as the vampire infront of her shakes her head and takes another step back.* VP, please! *Says RH pleading to the girl. But she doesn't listen and runs away from the dining place straight to the forest ahead. She runs like hell and accidentally trips over a branch on the ground and bumps into a tree. She's instantly knocked out by the hard collision, the last thing she hears is RH's voice shouting her name.*

[Red Hot]

....obviously there are twins of RH and VP and each are in their own little horrific world full of pranks, fears, lust, accidents, fights, etc etc.........

[vampirexpsycho]

LOL. We always seem to post our posts on the same time. XD This is not working. =O

[Red Hot]

RH signals for Angel Michael and he carries VP to Cabin Quinn, which has been deserted for many years at Eerie Lake. RH makes some hot tea as Michael puts a cold cloth to VP's forehead.

Michael explains to RH that Horrorman has created twins out of them by means of a forceful nature so, if they feel like their head is going to explode, to take this rosary and recite the Lords Prayer.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman throws his arms up and says I give up! Too many babes spoil the pot! I guess I will take a break and torment you some other time.
He heads back to Hell to think it over.

[Red Hot]

RH, the original flies, over Horrorman's head with her bat wings and lands in front of his handsomeness. Evil red eyes glare up at him and her fangs grow long and sharp!
RH#2 rips the cape off of Horrorman and shouts "you ain't going anywhere, handsome until we have our way with you. For you created us, and two is better than one, stop your trip to hell and enjoy our devilish fun!

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP slowly comes to conciousness and opens her eyes. She feels something cold on her head and tries to touch it, but groans from the pain as she touches the wound on her forehead. She looks around the place that looked like an old cabin, and sights RH and HM discussing about something she couldn't hear from where she was lying.*

[vampirexpsycho]

Horrorman throws his arms up and says I give up! Too many babes spoil the pot! I guess I will take a break and torment you some other time. He heads back to Hell to think it over.

I totally agree with you. I think I'll just stop with this...

[Red Hot]

Red cries and weeps for several minutes as Horrorman is no longer within her reach.
What am I to do now, Red cries out!

[Horrorman]

The ground suddenly erupts nearby sending chunks of earth sailing into the air. Hot fiery steam escapes from the hole as a familiar face pops up.
"Well I thought it over and Daddy needs a plaything down in Hell." He grabs Red by the legs and drags her down into the darkness.
She claws at the earth as she is pulled down ever deeper. "Thats what I like Baby." "I can taste the fear already!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA----------

[Red Hot]

Red beams and kisses her vampire hello!
Wow - this place is like a huge fireplace, Red shouts! I need SPF 25 so I don't get burnt, honey!
Is this where our honeymoon is to take place, my sweet, Red asks, batting her eyelashes??

[Horrorman]

"You got it Baby." "This will be the honeymoon of all honeymoons!" "This is our playground." "Down here we can be anything we want to be!"
He grabs Red by the arms and draws her in close. "I missed those sloppy kisses Baby." --------------

[Red Hot]

"Do you now?" Red asks Horrorman. I prefer you call them Red Hot kisses, I don't do anything sloppy, my dear. RH places her hand on Horrormans cheek and squeezes hard.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman moves in and gives her a deep lustful kiss. "Oh by the way Baby I forgot to mention one small detail." "You have to die to remain here!" Red suddenly finds herself tied to a railroad track. She heres a demonic whistle of a train speeding towards her. Horrorman is dressed in a conductors hat and garb. He leans out of the train window pulling a long chord. He sounds the loud deafening whistle again as the train speeds toward Red. "Do you feel the fear yet Baby!" "I'm gonna cut you in half!" "Here comes Daddy!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA------------

[Red Hot]

"Red lifts her legs up into the air, and Horrorman gets distracted at the bare site before him and looses control of the train! The train smashes into a steel warehouse and gets burnt to a crisp!"

[Horrorman]

Horrorman stumbles out of the wreckage shaking off the maggots. "Damn shes got nice legs!" He looks at the tracks and sees Red has escaped. "Red baby where are youuuu?" "All I want to do is kill you!" "Then we can have makeup sex!" He shoves his tongue back in his mouth and wipes the drool from his chin. "So you want to play hide and seek hey." "Okay honey the game is on!" "Come out Come out wherever you areeee----------

[Red Hot]

Red runs in fear of her life and wishes Michael were here but he is on some holy trail somewhere in heaven. She notices a cabin in the distance and peeps in the window, seeing no one living there. She turns the door knob only to find............

[Horrorman]

Her saviour. It is Michael the Arch Angel. "Have you had enough of this guy yet Red." "I have been following your life and I must say lately you have leaned toward the dark side." "She bows her head in a sorrowful motion. "Your right Michael he drew me in to his evilness." "How did you get here, I mean to this awful place?" Michael gives her an angelic smile. "This is not Hell Red." "Its what they call Limbo." "Its in between Heaven and Hell." As long as your alive you still have a chance to redeem yourself and defeat that madman." "Its your choice."--------------

[Red Hot]

Red sits down and sighs a heavy relief and asks Michael for some water.
Redeem myself, you act like I am a she-devil Michael. I am Miss Goody two shoes with a large appetite for all that is naughty. I don't think that should doom me to hell! Afterall, you were a real man once, Red says to Michael and awaits his reply as she sips the cool water.

[Horrorman]

"Yes I was a real man once." I remember the lustful urges of man." I remember what it was like to kiss the neck of a beautiful woman." To work my way down to her succulent breasts!" "To lay her down and release my animal urges!" Michaels raises his hand to the top of his head and slowly rips off the flesh on his skull. The rotted face of Horroman replaces the handsome face of Michael. "Hi baby did you miss me!" "Kiss Kiss Kiss" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Red Hot]

Red smiles and smirks. I knew it was you, baby.
Go ahead, smell and taste my sweetness, you will be in for a very desireable surprise, my dear. Trust me, you will be very happy in the end. Red leans over exposing her heaving bosom.

[Horrorman]

Horrormans eyes are filled with sexy cleavage. All thoughts are now being controlled by desire." Honey those breasts are as delicious as your legs." Ohhh baby here comes your ever loving stud!" -----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP rolls her eyes at Horrorman* Yesh, you are such a perverted vampire HM. *Horrorman looks at her and says cleverly* Well, we live in perverted times my friend.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman takes time out to answer one of his many fan E-mails. "Thats right baby. "I'm as perverted as they come." I am the ultimate male pig!" "I exist for 3 reasons only" To raise Hell, exploit women, and raise fear in the faint of heart." Thanks for the compliment!" HAHAHAHAHAHA----------

Now back to the adventures----

[Red Hot]

Red smiles with a look of wickedness and sexyness as she licks her lips.
All of a sudden, the cabin door comes smashing down and King Kong comes storming thru! He sees how delicious Red Hot is and scoops her up, with his giant hand! King Kong pats Red's head and winks as he pours hot wax over Horrorman! So here we have a little shop of horrors wax museum taking place! KK walks out the door and places RH safely on a heavenly cloud and waves good bye as he walks back to his natural home base.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman slowly breaks out of his wax prison. "Stupid Ape!" "That monkey wrecked my date!" He sits down in a nearby wax chair still warm to the touch. "Michael, it had to be that Damn guardian angel again!" "He sent that big chimp to destroy all of my plans." Horrorman forms an evil grin. "
"I don't give up that easy!" "Now I'm pissed!" He walks to the opening from the portal of hell and looks up. "Keep those legs waxed and ready Red!" "Heeeeeeeere comes Daaaaaaddy"! HAHAHAHAHAHA--------

[Red Hot]

RH enjoys her cloud ride and catches up on some well needed rest but is disturbed when she hears the evil laughter belonging to the one and only Horrorman. Red decides to throw some hockey puck sized hail stones down and they hit Horrorman in the head, knocking him down. All of a sudden, a dozen little angry green men walk into the cabin with rope and they tie Horrorman down to an over sized iron chair.

[Horrorman]

"You little green bastards!" "You remind me of those damn little leprechans!" Horrorman breaks free of the ropes binding him and draws out his sword. With one quick jab he skewrs the green demons through their heads. "Shishkobob!" He lays the sword with the green pests attached over an open flame in the fireplace. They roast nicely and begin to pop as Horrorman licks his chops. "Your going to taste almost as good as Red!" He draws the sword out of the flame and opens his mouth widely. One by one they drop down his gullet and into oblivion. "Now that i had a good meal its time for dessert." He enters the portal once again and upward he accends. "Come on baby all I want to do is cut out your heart!" Here I come ready or not!" HAHAHAHAHA----------

[Red Hot]

Horrormans' belly begins to swell and his throat burns and closes up. "You fool", a male voice shouts from the air. "Those green men were filled with rat poison - hence the color green - as in the color one looks like when very ill!" An explosive war starts in the belly of Horrorman and his eyes begin to turn a deep black to match the poisoness ooze that leaks out of his mouth. Laughter is heard throughout the town!

[Horrorman]

"I don"t feel good!" Horrorman holds his stomach as he begins to wretch. "Its almost as bad as that Taco Bell burrito I had last week." Horrorman sticks his finger down his throat and begins to heave massive amounts of green slop. He heads for his medicine cabinet and opens up a can of varnish. He takes it all down with one massive gulp. "AHHH thats better!" He looks in the mirror of the medicine cabinet and gives out a loud beeeeeelch! "Good as New you handsome devil you." He wipes away a stray maggot from his mouth and gulps down some listerine. "I wouldn"t want bad breath when I give Red that big sloppy kiss!" He gives himself a wink and heads out the door. Knife in hand he heads back for Reds heart.
"It won't hurt much Red!" "Then we can make little rotted Horrormans together!" "Be patient Baby!" Your sex machine is on his way!" HAHAHAHAH---------

[Red Hot]

As Horrorman walks the earth, a pair of strong hands pull him down into the underground. Horrorman screams "what the hell" as he looks around his new surroundings. Lucifer, sitting on a throan of fire, beckons Horrorman to come closer.
Lucfier angerly asks Horrorman why he did not show up for dinner last night and reminded him that the new Grim Reaper was initiated!!

[Horrorman]

"Sorry oh great dark lord." Horrorman looks down sheepishly and clears his throat. "I had a late date with my babe and just lost track of time." The dark lord looks down on Horrorman with a disgusted look. "You missed the Grim Reapers Innitiation because of some foolish wench!" "I outta slap the stupid out of you!" Horrorman backs up slowly looking for an exit. "Well you see Devil baby , I really want to bang this broad." "Its just a matter of time and I will have her in my grasp." The dark lord swings his scaled arm and slaps Horrorman across the face. He flies across the room and into a wall of spikes. "I guess you don't want to hear about it ,right!" Horrorman pulls himself off the spikes leaving bits of flesh and guts on the wall. "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU ROTTED VAMPIRE!" Horrorman quickly obeys and runs out of the smoke filled room. Outside Horrorman pulls out a mirror to gaze at himself. "What does he mean rotted vampire?" "I may not be as young as I use to be but hey, I'm still one hell of a chick magnet." He flicks away some entrails and heads back to Red. "Your making me horny Red Baby"-------------

[Red Hot]

The disgusting, rotted fumes, coming out of Horrorman's body, forces a pack of wolves to leave their home dwelling. Six of them run towards Horrorman, fall upon his rotting body, scratch, bite and chomp on the stinky flesh. The Grim Reaper appears in front of Horrorman and bestowes a low laugh. You missed my dinner feast last night but I for one, did not want to miss yours! The black hooded creature vanishes as the last scream for help is heard out of Horrorman's mouth.
Red still floating on the heavenly cloud above, looks down at the pile of bones, that once coated the handsomeness of Horrorman.

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP that's been watching Horrorman's whole hunt for lust since the very beginning, sitting on the roof of the Horrorforum, sighs.* I can't help but feel bad for you Horrorman...

[Horrorman]

The mass of broken bones that was once the great horrorman begins to quiver . He finds the strength to slowly lift his broken neck. "Now that hurt!" The black shrouded figure of the Grim Reaper materializes before him. "Look at you!" "The once handsome Horrorman reduced to a sloppy, decaying pile of bones!" Horrorman pulls out his mirror to take a look. "I think I need a vacation." "I don't look so good, do I?" The Grim Reaper looks down at him with a disgusted grimace. "Man I have seen roadkill that looks better than you!" "All this for a woman?" "Whats a matter with you man?" Horrorman finds the strength to get to a seated position as his ligaments stretch and snap. "You would have to see her Grim." "She has legs that go on forever." "Her breasts are the stuff dreams are made of." The grim Reaper lifts his sickle in the air and thunder ehoes about. "Thats your problem idiot!" "You let that head between your legs do your thinking!" "OH thats right , the wolves got that!" Horrorman looks down in terror as he sees his manhood is no longer there. "OOOOOH NOOOOO Big Johnny is gone!" Horrorman begins to weep uncontrollaby. The Grim Reaper looks at Horrorman disgustingly. "You named your penis?" "Man you are sick." Horrorman looks up as he wipes a tear from his rotted eye. "What am I gonna do Grim?" I'm not a chick magnet anymore." The Reaper grabs him by the hand and helps him up. Horrorman steadys himself on his rotted limbs.
"Come on Horrorman, I know a Doctor that can help you." Horrorman smiles as the last of his teeth fall out. "Will he give me a new penis?"
"Yeah he can do that." Will it be even bigger than before?" "Yeah sure He can do that." "Will I be a stud muffin again?" The Grim Reaper rolls his eyes thinking to himself. "What an idiot." "Come on you pile of bones
lets go find the Doc." Grim puts his arm around Horrormans waist as they limp away. "Can I choose what color it will be?" "Shut up Horrorman."------------------

[Red Hot]

**RH laughs so hard she falls 5 feet and lands onto another cloud. I feel as free as a bird RH sings out! Ahhh....such a wonderful life, being dead. I am as light as a feather as well RH happily rejoices as she flies from cloud to cloud, looking down upon the Adventures of Grim and Horrorman.**

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP whistles and the pack of wolves that attacked Horrorman earlier comes to her.* Good boys, now what did you bring mommy? *The alpha male of the pack comes closer to the vampiress and she notices something in his mouth.* What you got there, boy? *She kneels besides the wolf and tells him to let it fall as she sticks her hand under his jaws to take the falling "thing". She looks at the "thing" in awe as she says.* Gosh, I didn't know you were that type of dog. *She laughs hard as she looks at Big Johnny on her hand.* You know, Big Johnny ain't that big...

[Horrorman]

I thought you two beautiful gals would get a kick out of that one. It even made me laugh. Horrorman grabs the unknown writer by the throat and shakes him violently. "Yeah real funny Buddy!" "Get back to work and put my penis back on!"-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP sighs heavily as she waves Horrorman's Big Johnny in the air.* Come get it, boy!


P.s: It made me crack up, believe me. =D

[Red Hot]

**RH, grabs Big Johnny out from VP's hands, floats down and presents it to Horrorman. Here ya go, honey! Use it wisely**

Red wakes up and screams - whew - what a nightmare!!! :D

[vampirexpsycho]

Nah, Red! I was gonna make him beg... *VP looks down sadly and goes back to the Horrorforum, once in there letting herself collapse on her bed.*

[Horrorman]

We last left Horrorman and the Grim Reaper on a quest for a new penis.
After a long grinding hike they reach the office of Dr. Lazereth. "Here you go idiot!" "Your in luck the Doctor is in!" Grim lets go of Horrorman and knocks on the door of the office. The door slowly opens to reveal an ancient looking man with gray dishoveled hair. "Can I help you?" "Yeah Doc this sloppy piece of rotted meat wants a new penis." Horrorman smiles a toothless smile. "I want a real big one Doc!" "I want a 10 pounder!" Grim slaps Horrorman acoss the face. "Shut up fool!" "Can you fix this piece of worthless trash up Doc?" Lazereth looks closely at the rotted specimen before him. "Well it will be a challenge but I will see what I can do." He seats Horrorman in his examining chair and opens up a closet. "Here we have a whole collection of penis's." Horrorman looks with a toothless smile of delight. Every size and thickness is hung neatly on coat hangers side by side. "OOOH baby its like a candy store!" Grim slaps horrorman again just for the hell of it."First you better put some flesh back on those bones before you worry about the other bone." Horrorman catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror and nods his head. "Your right Grim, I could use a makeover."
The Doc walks over stethoscope in hand. "We can put you in the rejuvinating tub." "That will put the skin back on your bones." "Then can I get a great big penis Doc?" Lazereth looks at Grim and shakes his head. "This guy has a one track mind doesn't he." Grim nods agreeingly.
"Yes Horrorman then we can fix you up with a nice big penis."
Horrorman jumps up and down in his chair." OOH goody goody goody."
"Im gonna get a big penis, Im gonna get a big penis!" Lazereth and Grim both slap Horrorman because it seems the right thing to do. "Okay slimeball lets get in the tub and put some skin back on."------------

[Red Hot]

**RH who is having a sleep over, wakes VP up and tells her about the horrible low down dirt disgusting dream of Horrorman loosing his penis, her being an Angel and giving it back and VP wanting him to beg for it. Man - what did you put into those dacqueries, VP, RH asks!!**

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP looks weirdly at Red Hot.* It was a dream? =O

[Horrorman]

Horrorman wakes up from his nap and looks down between his legs. "OOOh baby your back!" "You look even better than I remembered!"
"Wow what a nightmare!" "I think its time to try you out!" Red? VP? Where are youuuuuuu"---------------

[Red Hot]

**RH has an urge to take a morning walk and asks VP to join her and they discuss whether they dreamt of Horrorman and his penis. Soon after, they stumble upon a mansion, which leers them inside. They hear an evil laugh and walk upstairs. RH and VP see Horrorman in a very excited mood. RH beams and asks if he is happy to see them.**

[Horrorman]

"I missed you baby!" "So did Big Johnny!" "It wasn't a dream Honey!" I'm back even better than before!" "New skin!" New Johnny!" "Same old lovable Horrorman!" "Give Daddy a welcome home kiss!" HAHAHAHAHA----

[Red Hot]

RH smiles and joyfully says "I just LOVE testing out new toys, Horrorman"!
RH cocks her head to the right and looks at VP and smiles. "Want to make it a three some, honey bear?" RH asks Horrorman!

[Horrorman]

Horrorman gets on his knees and looks up . "Thank you God!" He looks at the two lovely babes before him and forces his tongue back in his mouth. "Horrorman and Johnny would like very much!" YAYAYAYAYA-----

[Red Hot]

RH laughs with glee and wonders why VP is suddenly so quiet.
"Can we celebrate with some cold bubbly, Horrorman," RH asks.

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP wakes up from her daydream and stares at the couple in horror.* Three some? Huh, I think I'll skip that and leave you two love-birds alone. *VP turns herself around and walks to the kitchen to grab a bite to eat, not even ten minutes later she already hears loud banging and moans upstairs.* Dude, those two are so in love... *She walks to the livingroom to watch something but cannot concentrate due to the loud screamings coming from Red and Horrorman.* Christ! It's been hours already... *VP walks outside and sees Michael staring blankly at her.* =O Uh oh...

[Horrorman]

Horrorman and Red are making hot monkey love. Horrormans new penis is working great as he finally explodes into Red. Red screams with delight as their passion reaches its climax. They fall into each others arms exhausted from their love. Meanwhile Michael is eyeing up the gorgeous VP with hungry eyes. "Hey sweetheart you look a little lonely" How about coming up to my cloud for a little passion of our own"-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP takes a step back and Michael a step foward, and so on till the vampiress is with her back against the wooden door. She looks down in discomfort as the angel lifts up her chin with his hand and when he was just about to kiss her she shouts.* Wait a second! I thought angels weren't supposed to have sex! *She looks angrily at him.* You're not Michael, are you? ò_ó

[Horrorman]

"You guessed it baby"! Michael dissappears and is replaced by Horrorman."Reds asleep but I'm ready for more!" He presses closer to VP feeling her soft flesh. "Come on sweety give your big hunk a kiss!"-------

[Red Hot]

RH, asleep in a king size bed, full of fluffy pillows and soft blankets, dozes in and out of dreamland, visioning passion with Horrorman, leaving a flush of pink on her face.

[vampirexpsycho]

Horrorman, don't! I'm warning you! If you don't let me go I'll.. hmmm! *VP is silenced by a pair of cold lips. Her eyes open widely as the vampire bites her lower lip asking for entrance. She knows she is too weak for a vampire like Horrorman. She gives in and lets him do whatever he wishes to her...* Just please let him end it quickly! *She thinks.*

[Horrorman]

His tongue gains entrance into VPs mouth and begins a long french kiss. His hands work upward tearing off her clothes. Horroman kisses her neck and follows it down to her soft breasts. His manhood grows for more pleasure as he enters her.
Time out-------- Sorry girls I just worked myself up into a frenzy---
BE back tomorrow:)

[Red Hot]

RH wakes up and walks downstairs to see Horrorman and VP getting it on!
RH fixes a snack for the three of them and is so glad to see VP enjoying herself more than she ever thought she would!

[vampirexpsycho]

*As Horrorman finishes his little game with VP, she pushes him away and runs upstairs to get some clothes on. Mentally slapping herself for doing that. As she goes downstairs she sees Red eating something and decides to join her.* What did you just say? Enjoying myself? Hah, I've had better ones than Horrorman. *VP grins maliciously and Red shrugs more interested in her food than in what the vampiress had to say.*

[Horrorman]

Horrorman lays in bed alone,the first time in hours. Big Johnny has finally been satisfied with endless hours of lust. He lays alone with his hands behind his head looking upward. "God their beautiful." "I've never known such pleasure like this." He relives the past hours of heated sex in his mind. The soft silky curves and velvet like flesh of his two women linger in his thoughts. "I think I love them both." Horrorman suddenly finds himself shaking uncontrollaby. A tear forms in his eye. "NOOOOO I LOVE THEM!" He looks down and sees himself beginning to fade away. "Nooo Stop!" His flesh becomes transparent as he slowly flickers away. "Horrorman can not love!" "But I do!" "But I do love them!" "I always will!"-----------------

[vampirexpsycho]

*As VP finally finishes to eat her food, she helps Red with cleaning up the mess.* You know VP, I think there's something wrong with Horrorman, he's never been so quiet! *Red says, looking at the young vampiress with a worried look.* Yeah, maybe I should check on him to see if he's alright? *VP asks Red, who nods in agreement. VP sighs and makes her way to Horrorman's room, opening the door she goes into his room.* Horrorman, Red is really worried about you so why don't you come downstair... *VP notices Horrorman is no longer in the room, she looks around searching for him but cannot find the vampire.*

*Meanwhile in hell Horrorman is kneeling before the Dark Lord. Who might I add is very furious.* You worthless piece of crap! How dare you to fall in love with such vunerable and weak vampires while working for me!? *The lord shouts, Horrorman can do nothing but listen and be punished.* You're going to suffer! But now, let's have a little show... *Horrorman gives the dark lord a questioning look.*

*VP hears Red scream in the kitchen, she runs to Red only to see her being dragged by a hand to the depths of the underground world. VP tries to pull the vampiress up but she let's go. Red is no longer there.* What the hell...?

*Horrorman just watches in horror as his master pulls Red to hell and ties her up onto a wall. The dark lord laughs maniacly at Horrorman's shocked face, as he caresses Red Hot's golden locks.* Don't you dare to touch her! *He shouts, but that's no use...*

[Horrorman]

Horrormans heart begins to beat again after seeing one of his lovely girls. "I thought I would never be close to you again"he whispers. The Dark Lord looks at Horrorman and laughs. "Sooo this is one of the wenches you love hey!" "Well lets just see what all the fuss is about!"
He raises his slimy scaled hand to her blouse and rips it off violently. Her bountiful breasts fall out for all to see. "Well she's got nice tits !" The Dark Lord then moves in closer extending his long slithery tongue. "Lets see what they taste like shall we!" Horrorman who is chained to the spiked wall screams with anger. "Get away from her you scaled bastard!" Reds eyes meet Horrormans with a frightened look. The Dark Lord moves his attention away from the lovely Red and approaches Horrorman. "Who are you to talk to me that way!" HM looks up with boiling fury."I am HORRORMAN!" With one violent jerk he breaks free of his chains. He grabs one of the spikes out of the wall and hurls it at the Devil before him. It finds its mark as it slices through the Dark Lords forehead. He stumbles backward letting out a deafening howl of pain.
Horrorman moves quickly to Red and grabs her by the arm. "Come on Baby we have to run!"-----------------

[vampirexpsycho]

*Horrorman and Red run for their dear lives searching for an exit from hell. Lucifer is getting closer and closer and they can't seem to find a way out. That's when they run into VP who eyes them shocked.* Oh? Hey guys, I came to see if I could get you outta here, you don't know what I went through to get into hell! *But they don't even listen and pass through her running like hell.* Guys? Oh come on, you gotta be kidding me! *VP stares at the two figures running in the distance and soon disappearing. Wondering what the hell is going on, soon she hears an angry howl and gulps, afraid of looking behind. Suddenly she feels something grasp her by the shoulder and she realizes why Horrorman and Red were running like that.* Oh crap, I'm screwed! *The dark lord spins her so she can face him and see the evil smile on his face.* So, you must be the other brat Horrorman started to like, huh. *VP shoots him a questioning look.* Haha, him? Like me? You gotta me fooling me...! *Lucifer sinks his nails into her shoulder causing her to yelp in pain making it clear that he wasn't joking.* You're gonna help me get him back and give him what he deserves, do you understand sweetheart? *VP spits on his face and says with anger.* Like he would ever come after me, he knows better than me that I'm just a useless vampire! Go ahead and kill me already, I'm sick of your little game! *VP shouts before being strangled by the creature...*

[Red Hot]

RH turns herself and Horrorman around and takes her vial of hidden holy water and covers it in her hand. Mischief, Lucifers's devil, is guarding the door so Red strips off all her clothes and walks up to Mischief, shivering from the outside cold, and begs for him to warm her up. Mischief grabs RH's bosom and teases her nipples. RH moans and secretly uncaps the vial of Holy Water and splashes it into Mischief's eyes. He cries out and pain and Horrorman clobbers him over the head with a club!

[Horrorman]

"Red if we had the time,we would both be moaning right now!" Red blushes and gives Horrorman a wink, as she puts her clothes back on.
"We have to help VP!" They both run over the heated ground until the reach the Cavern of Hell. "Lucifer has her Red." "I know what he will do with her." Red looks at Horrorman with tearful eyes. "She is too young to be with the likes of him." Horrorman gives Red a confident smile as he pulls out his sword. "I love her like I do you Red." He pulls Red close and gives her a deep long kiss. "Come on lets get her out of there." They both enter the Cavern and hear screams in the darkness. The laughter of Lucifer echoes in the blackness. "Well, well my dear little VP, so young so nubile."No I don't think I will kill you yet. "So that little Horrorman had his way with you!" "Let me show you what a real man can do with you!" His snakelike tongue darts in and out as he draws out his unearthly manhood. Horrorman throws Red a sword as the two warriors enter the room.-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP eyes his, ehh... thing and gulps.* Christ! Are you gonna put that in me? Nuh huh! Let me go you stupid creep! *She shouts but in vain. The monster before her gets closer and closer, and when he is close enough the vampiress kicks him in the growing. Lu draws back in pain, but not for too long. He smacks her in the face angrily.* You daring little bitch! You ain't making this easy for yourself... *VP smirks* And seems like I ain't making it easy for you either, huh! *Lu slaps her again.* You talk too much, just shup up! *VP notices she's getting the dark lord's attention and smiles maliciously.* Hey, you wanna hear a song? Do you like rock? *Lu tries to cover her mouth with one of his hands but she licks it, making him pull it back.* Ewww! Why did you do that for? *VP shrugs.* Why did you cover my mouth for? *The dark lord looks at the vampiress hopeless.* Gosh, you're too annoying! *VP laughs childishly.* I know, right! *Lu's eyes begin to tear in defeat, he walks to his throne and sits resting his head on his hand. That's when Red and Horrorman storm in only to see an annoyed demon and a bored VP.* Take her! I can't take it anymore, how can you even stand that creature? *Lu says disappointed and VP just shrugs.* Well, I have my reasons to be an annoying vampiress with you. It's nothing personal... or is it?

[Horrorman]

Red and Horrorman who have just burst in stand in awe. Lucifer is seated in a huge black throne with his hands over his pointed ears.
VP is talking non stop and is no longer bound. Red and horromans swords drop slowly to their sides and clang on the ground. They came in like superheroes and now their egos are deflated like a penis after sex.
Red looks to Horrorman with a puzzled smirk. "She seems to have things under control." Horrorman nods his head in agreement. "Yeah shes talking him to death!" The Dark Lord suddenly stands up and shouts loudly."Enough already!" Grim! Grim Reaper! Get in here!"
The reaper suddenly materializes and stands before them. "Get this young wench out of my sight!" The Reaper slowly turns and his and VPs eyes meet. He is a muscular young man with a handsome face. VP is instantly attracted to the tall figure before her. He looks back at Lucifer and bows his head. "It would be a pleasure to escort this lady!" Grim looks back at VP and smiles a perfect smile. Meanwhile Red and Horrorman have slowly backed out of the room. Red is thinking out loud as she smears lip gloss unto her full lips."It looks like everything is going to work out alright Horrorman." She turns to see Horrorman with that look on his face. She looks down and sees a few buttons have become undone on her shirt. "Oh Horrorman now, here?" Horrorman smiles that smile. "Red baby, even in Hell!" OOOOH Baby!"--------------

[Red Hot]

RH and HM find a secluded hot spot in hell to do some devilish dirty deeds. Grim and VP can't take their eyes off of each other! Grim takes VP into his arms and lifts her up, taking her to his bedroom castle. VP oohs and aahhs at the decor and Grim smiles sheeplessly. Offering VP a glass of Vampire Wine in the finest silver goblet, VP takes a long drink, wipes her mouth and takes one of the lighted candles and places it against her heaving bosom, turning her flesh pink. Grim makes a happy grunt and fishes out an ice cube. VP smiles wickedly and goes to lie down on the magnificent oversided bed of Grims. "That's more like it, my pretty lady" Grim whispers to VP.

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP moans in pleasure as Grim makes his way to her neck, planting kisses while he does so. After a few hours they're done, lying in each other's arms tired. VP smiles as she caresses his jet black hair and he smiles back.* Grim, why do you even work for someone like Lucifer? You're too good for that, I'm sure. *Grim chuckles at VP's comment and just sighs.* Look around you, I wouldn't have died and gone work for him if I wasn't payed well, sweetheart. You should too, come live with me and we can stay forever together! *VP sits on his bed and looks away as he does too.* I can't, I've a whole life lying ahead. I like you, a lot. But I don't think I can stay here, it was just an one-night stand, I guess. *Grim takes her face in his hand and kisses her deeply and passionately.* I think I understand. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I ever took your life away... *VP smiles and hugs him tightly.* Soo big boy, let's have fun before it all ends, huh! *Grim smirks and...well, go figure!*

[Horrorman]

Meanwhile Red and Horrorman are in the throws of passion. They are in the perfect rythum of sex that can only be obtained by true lovers. Flesh intertwines as if they were one. They each reach their zenith and explode into a moan of delight. Horrorman roles over and caresses Reds chin."I love you baby." "You are beautiful." Red looks lovingly at her beau and kisses him deeply once again. As they lay in the afterglow of perfect sex and love, her thoughts drift once again to VP. "I wonder how VP and Grim are getting along?" Horrorman puts his hands behind his head as he lays on the pillow. "That Grims a nice guy." "I like him."
Red grabs Horrorman down there and caresses his now soft member. "He did help you get a new Big Johnny." "I love him for that!" They both laugh out loud as big Johnny begins to grow once again. Red gazes into Horrormans eyes."Ready for round two honey?" Horrorman smiles that smile once again. "I'm always ready for you baby!"-----------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP get's up and puts her clothes on. She's hungry and decides to wander through the many halls of that mansion in hell. She goes into a secluded room thinking that would be the kitchen, only to find Horrorman and Red humping like rabbits. She closes her eyes trying not to make noise.* Jezus! *VP whispers, and closes the door without making any noice. * I'm such a dumbass... *She says out loud, grabbing attention of one of the guards, who looks at her evily making his way to her.* Hey! You come any closer and I swear I'm gonna make you regret that! And I mean it, since even the dark lord couldn't stand me. *VP says angrily, making the guard back off a few meters.* That's better. *The vampiress keeps walking into a maze of halls and founds herself lost in a dark hall. She can't see anything, but suddenly feels something stab her in the chest.* Hah! Do you really thought you could torture me without getting away that easily? Silly little creature! *Lucifer whispers to her as she falls on her knees...*

[Horrorman]

VP looks down and sees a long black claw being drawn out of her chest.
A pool of blood starts to form around her knees. Lucifer laughs with glee as he retracts his razor sharp appendage. "You little witch!" "That will teach you to defy me!""Let's see what your new lover will do now!" "HAHAHAHA!" Grim suddenly materializes, his long sickle in hand.He looks down on his young love and lets out a mournful howl. "NOOOOOO!" "VP this can't be happening!" "Not you!" "Not now!"--------

[Horrorman]

Horrorman and Red, who have heard Grims howl of sorrow, race to the scene. Grim is holding VP in his arms with tears running down his face. Horrorman is instantly enraged and charges towards Lucifer. "You Bastard I'm going to rip out your filthy heart!" He pulls out his sword and drives it into the Dark Lords chest. Lucifers long armored tail swings wildly and catches Red directly in the head. Horrorman looks back as she falls limply to the floor. "REEEEED!" Horrormans eyes are filled with blood fury as he grabs the sword and wrenches it back and forth. "Die you son of a bitch!" Die! Die! Die!" Grim is suddenly beside him swinging his steel sickle. The sword and the sickle repeatedly find their mark. Lucifer falls unto the fiery ground as strike upon strike of sickle and sword takes its toll. Lucifer lies motionless as Horrorman races to Red. "Baby stay with me!" Don't leave me!" Grim hovers over them and raises his sickle. "NO!" "I will not take this maiden!" He looks towards VP lying motionless on the ground. "My sweet VP you will not be taken either!" Horrorman gives a gentle kiss to the lips of Red. Grim lifts VP in his arms and does the same. VP and Red slowly fade away leaving Horrorman and Grim alone.
Horrorman stands aside Grim as they look upward. A tear drips from his eye."Thank you Grim"------------:(

[Horrorman]

Red and VP find themselves hurtling through a light filled vortex. They reach out to each other and their hands connect. It is like being flung around and around inside a vast tornado. The whirling winds slowly subside and they find themselves lying in a lush field of green grass and clover. VP looks down to her chest remembering a sharp pain. Rh raises her hand to her head to find no trace of blood. The sun is shining brightly unlike their last memory of dark molten rock. Red looks to VP. "I think we are back home." VP nods her head in agreement. "But where's Grim?" Red looks around at the serene surroundings. "And Horrorman?"
Meanwhile back in the hot wasteland of Hell Horrorman and Grim are having a drink at the local bar Hells Bells. "I miss them already Grim." Grim pours another shot of Southern Comfort and slams it down. "Same here Horrorman." Horrorman gulps his drink and pours another. They both raise their shot glasses as they cling together. "Here's to beautiful breasts and long legs!" Grim smiles and raises another toast. "To VP and Red!" "Two of the hottest babes ever!" They gulp their drinks when the door slowly opens of the saloon. A gray haired old man enters the bar. Its their old friend Dr. Lazereth. "Hows that new penis working Horrorman?" Horrorman looks down at Big Johnny. "He was working great Doc, but our girlfriend is no longer here." Grim nods his head. "My VP is gone too." Doc strides to the bar and takes a drink. "Well lets just see what we can do about that."------

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP lays on the grass looking at the sky, while thinking about Grim and Horrorman. She looks over at Red who's sitting on a small rock with her head between her hands. She sighs and pouts.* I miss Horrorman, VP! *The vampiress stares at Red hopeless, nodding her head.* Me too, I also miss Grim! *She lies on her stomach facing the ground.* Hey, Red! I know what we can do to see them again. It might not work but we can only pray and hope it does. *RH goes over to where the young vampiress was lying and listens closely.* We can play the ouija board and since they're in hell, maybe. Just maybe, they could communicate with us through it. Whatcha think? *VP eyes the vampirette with a questioning look. Red seems unsure the first few seconds but then she nods her head up and down in a nod. She smiles and says.* Let's bring that board over here! Hell yeah!

[Horrorman]

Back at Hells Bells Dr. Lazereth has brought out an ancient book. A bit of dust floats in the air as he turns the fragile pages."I know its in here somewhere." Horrorman notices the engraved letters on the front cover. RULES OF GOOD AND EVIL. "Ahh here it is." Grim and Horrorman look over the doctors shoulder. His finger is on an old passage. "If any soul saves another soul while in Hell it shall receive another chance at life." Horrorman and Grim cry out "Thats it!" "We get another chance!" The doc looks up at them as he adjusts his glasses. "Wait now boys." "You are missing two pieces of the puzzle." Grim and Horrorman say it together."Red and VP!" The doc looks down at the pages once again."For you two to be reborn you must enter the Vortex of Life with the souls you saved." Horrorman and Grims smiles fade away. "But they are already gone Doc." Lazereth looks up again and removes his old spectacles. "Yes boys and there in lies the problem." "Somehow you have to bring them back to Hell!"----------

[Red Hot]

RH and VP place their hands on the ouija board and it begins to vibrate and it moves around to spell "Go back to hell". RH and VP look at each other is dismay. RH asks the board why should they return to hell and the board replies in spelling "For both of you to find your true loves". RH tells VP she needs a drink and goes to open a bottle of wine.

[Horrorman]

They both share the wine as they wonder what to do next. The answer comes after several glasses of the tasty liquid. VP looks at Red with assurance. "Lets summon a Demon!" Red looks at VP with shock. "How can we do that?" VP motions to the board. "With that Red." "We can ask the board to bring forth a Demon and bring us back to Hell!" Red looks unsure. "Do you think it will really work ?" VP grabs the board and they both place their hands upon it. "Only one way to find out."----------:eek:

[vampirexpsycho]

*Both vampires wait for something to happen, asking every now-and-then if someone was there. After some minutes which seemed like hours, the planchette begins to move, sliding everywhere making no sense at all. VP can't keep with it anymore and accidentally takes her hands off of the board, making the planchette to stop moving and breaking afterwards. The young vampiress realizes the problem she got herself into as she starts to feel extremelly cold. She falls on her back embracing herself, trying to protect herself from the cold she was feeling. Red rushes over to her asking if she was okay but the girl can't talk. Suddenly, VP feels the ground beneath her shake uncrontrollaby and break, being pulled down from underneath her. After one or two minutes VP along with Red, falls into the darkness of the underground. They keep falling and it seems like they're never gonna hit the ground. That's when the hit it, in fact. They land with a loud thud as they see the area surrounding them spinning. Red sits holding her head between her hands, she looks over at VP who was just as dizy as her.* Are we in hell? *The vampire asks. At the exact same moment they hear someone approach them.* Red, VP? What are you guys doing here? *A familiar voice can be heard.* Shut up you, Horrorman! We should be happy they're here, not question why! *Both men run over to their girls and hug them tightly.*


^_^ Awwww

[Horrorman]

After generous amounts of hugs and kisses our four heroes go back to Hells Bells. They gather around Dr. Lazereth who is finishing up a glass of wine. "This is about all my old stomach can handle anymore" as he puts down the empty glass. Red saunters up to the Doc and kisses him on the cheek. "Thank you Doctor." Doc looks at Red and smiles. "You mean for Horrormans new ah ah , how do I put it, new friend." Red smiles back with a sly wink. "Yes Doctor you do fine work!" "Thank you my dear it was a pleasure to be of ah ah service." They all break out in laughter as the old clock on the wall chimes ten. The Doc looks up and speaks once again. "You four have to reach the Vortex of Life at exactly the strike of midnight." "You must all enter at the same time to be reborn upon the earth above." Horrorman speaks up as he finishes his drink. "Well that gives us almost two hours to kill then right." Grim, VP and Red look at Horrorman and smile. Horrorman clears his throat as he pats the Doc on the back. "Hey Doc does this place have any other rooms in the back?" Lazereth looks at Horrorman and shakes his head. "I do better work than I even thought." "Yeah their are two rooms through that door." Horrorman smiles that smile again as he looks at the others. "What do you say Grim old boy." Are you UP for a little fun?"
Grim looks back and laughs. "Same old Horrorman."--------

[Red Hot]

RH and VP follow their lovers into the private rooms. RH stops short and freezes. Visions of pirates handcuffing her to a chair and stealing her jewels enter her mind and tears roll down her eyes. RH starts to shake and then falls down and faints.

[Horrorman]

Red wakes up to the blurry face of Horrorman hovering over her. "Red whats a matter?" "Big Johnny never scared you before." Red looks down and shakes her head. "No its not that Honey." "VP and I summoned a Demon to get us back down here." "I have had a strange feeling ever since that something bad is going to happen." Horrorman cups Reds chin in his hand and looks into her eyes. "No Demon can keep us apart." "Don't worry baby, we will make it to the Vortex and leave this place forever." She forces a smile as Horrorman kisses her gently.
The door suddenly bursts open with a violent crash. Grim is pulling up his pants and VP is at his side looking equally disheveled. "Come on guys get your clothes on!" We have to get out of here now!" The wail of horrid demons can be heard coming closer to Hells Bells. VP looks at Red with a terrified look."They found out where we are and their coming!"---------------

[Red Hot]

Red, who is now hearing screams of agonizing pain, holds her hands to her ears and screams "stop it stop it oh please stop it!" but the screams for help become louder and louder. VP, Grim and HM are beside themselves in trying to calm Red down and to get her out the room! Red who is bursting into tears, runs towards the giant tiffany glass stained window, cries out "I can't take the pain anymore" and runs smack into the window and drops down 25 feet, landing on a bed of roses.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman yells down to Red if she is all right. Red looks up with fear on her face . "Help me Honey!" "I'm trapped down here!" "I can't see a way out!" Horrorman looks about the room and thinks quick. "Grim! Lets tie the bedsheets together and lower it down to Red!" Grim nods without a word and he and Horrorman begin the task. Dr. Lazereth has entered the room and stands beside VP holding her tight. "Come on people we have to move.!" A sudden scream in the pit sends chills up their spines. Red is pleading for them to hurry. The beautiful bed of roses is no longer beautiful. Each rose is exploding and transforming into a hideous fanged spider. Horrorman and Grim lower the hastily made rope down to Red. Horrorman looks down and yells to Red. "Grab on Baby and we'll pull you up." Red grabs on tight as Horrorman and Grim pull with all their might. The pit is now completely full of the hairy little demons biting and snapping at the feet of Red. She is yanked to safety as the horrid spiders begin to crawl upward. Our four heroes dash out the door along with the good Doctor. The wail of evil Demons is deafening as they make their way out of Hells Bells."This way!", yells Lazereth, as they follow the old Doctor. The Demon wail grows in intensity like a siren ,warning of their escape. "The Vortex is through this tunnel!" They follow the Doctor into a dark opening as the Demon hordes begin to pour out of Hells Bells. Horrorman looks at his watch and sees its 11:55. "We only have five minutes!" ---------------

[Red Hot]

The calls of midnight ring thru RH's ears and then swarms of spiders, loaches and beetles come crawling out of her ears and mouth! RH begins to gag as a snake slithers out of her lungs! RH, cries tears of blood as she crashes to the floor. HM lifts RH and carries her thru the vortex of safety and all that was evil in her body, miraculously vanish!

[Horrorman]

"The end of the tunnel is just ahead!" "I can see light!" Old Lazereth pokes his head out of the opening and ushers the rest into the large cavern containing the Vortex. Amazingly, Lazereth pushes a huge boulder which drops into place and closes the opening. "That will keep those furry little creatures out!" Horrorman sees a massive arch with a glowing aurora in the center. Every color of the rainbow glows within it.
Lazereth walks up beside it looking in its center. "This is it people." "The Vortex of Life!" Grim holds VP close to his side as Horroman holds Red.
"Its beautiful Doc." Lazereth looks at the four young souls before him with admiration. "You guys are lucky." "You four are some of the few to ever enter into the Vortex." "When you end up down here you usually do not get a second chance." Horrorman and Grim hug their lovely girls and hold them tight. Horrorman speaks first as they all look at Lazereth. "What about you Doc?" "Can you come with us?" He takes off his spectacles and shakes his head sadly. "No I am afraid my place is here."
"You see I am not really as helpless and feeble as you may think." Two large white billowy wings suddenly sprout from his shoulders. A bright white light blinds our four heroes as they shield their eyes. Grim looks at the others in dismay. "He's an Angel!" "That feeble old man was an angel all along!" Lazereth smiles back slyly as the bright light subsides.
"Well now you know my secret!" "I was sent down here to help you because the big guy upstairs had a feeling about all of you." "He felt your souls were worth saving and I agreed." "I must remain here and see if other souls can be saved." He suddenly changes back to the old Dr. Lazereth they have come to love. Red and VP say it in unison. "We love you Doc!" They each plant a kiss on his chubby red cheeks.He smiles back shyly and gives them a wink. "Take care lovely ladies and live well!" He stands beside Horrorman and Grim and speaks softly. "You two take care of those ladies." Grim pulls out his sickle and lets it crash to the ground. "I guess I will not be using this anymore." Horrorman pulls out his sword and does the same. Lazereth looks at them and smiles. "Grim! You are no longer the taker of souls!" "Horrorman!" You are no longer the evil Vampire you once were!" "Take the hands of your ladies and hold them tight!" The Vortex begins to rumble and shoot rays of intense colors. They look at Lazereth as he begins to fade away waving a last farewell. The sound of a huge gong can be heard as the midnight hour arrives. They all clasp each others hands as they step into the Vortex. Our four heroes disappear into the glowing mass of color as they leave the molten depths of Hell behind. They step into an unknown future because other adventures lie ahead-------------------

[Red Hot]

The four saved souls decide to go to a near by exclusive hotel called Rest in Peace to wash up and get some shut eye for a few hours and then later on go into town to buy new outfits and then wine, dine and dance into the wee hours of the morning.

[Horrorman]

They arrive at the hotel and all four enter the lobby. Its a strange looking interior with stuffed animals on the walls. Owls and Ravens look down upon them ominously. No one is at the desk so Horrorman pushes the little bell on the counter. A loud ring echoes in the lobby as a door suddenly opens in the back. A middle aged man appears looking a little surprised. "Oh Ah Hello!" "I didn't hear you come in!" "I was a little busy in the back ,ah, cleaning things up." He nervously closes the door and walks in back of the counter. "Now there, ah, would you all like some rooms?" Horrorman and Grim exchange a glance as do VP and Red. Horrorman steps up to the counter and speaks to the fidgety clerk. "Yes we would like two rooms." One for me and my lovely lady."Grim steps up and interrupts. "And one for myself and this beautiful girl." The strange little man forces a weird smile as he hands Grim a pen. "You will have to sign the register." Horrorman looks at Red and smiles. "Make sure they have king sized beds!" Grim looks up and smirks "He never changes."
They both sign the register as the strange clerk eyes Red and VP. His look does not go unnoticed as VP mouths the word WEIRDO to Red. She holds back a giggle as the hotel clerk speaks. "Here are your room keys." "They are adjoining rooms and I am sure you will love them." Horrorman grabs his key and turns towards Red. "I am sure we will."-------

[Red Hot]

RH gasps as she see's the room number on the keys are 666! VP turns the key around and laughs and points to the correct room number 999 as VP and Grim's keys are 998! Red nervously smiles and sighs with relief. The four of them walk over to the elevator and await for the door to open. As they wait, a female's voice screams out in terror! They all turn around to see a woman holding a Federal Express package that is leaking out blood!

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP closes her eyes sniffing the air, inhaling the smell of blood. Her eyes turn black and she slowly shows her fangs, that grow longer and longer every second. She looks at the woman before her and starts to walk in her direction. The poor human screams letting the package fall on the floor, running away from the vampiress that approached her. Grim and the others look at each other confused.* What's going on? Why is VP acting so weird!? She never attacks someone for no reason, even if there's blood near by! *Grim says worried, grabbing his lover by the shoulder only to be punched in the chest and be sent against a wall with great strenght. He moans in pain grabbing his head that'd begun to bleed. Red screams in horror covering her face with her hands holding back her tears.* Red! Help me hold her down! Quick! *Horrorman shouts to Red, who runs to HM in order to help him. Grim stands up and rushes to them too, he holds VP's head between his hands trying to calm her down, whispering sweet things to her, but in vain. The vampiress struggles with fury, kicking and snapping at everything that comes near her mouth.* I'm sorry VP! *Grim whispers and knocks her out.* What the hell is happening?! *Horrorman asks...*

[Horrorman]

Grim lifts VP over his shoulder and carries her into their room. Red and Horrorman quickly follow. Horrorman looks at a worried Grim as he lays her down on the bed."Whats wrong with her Horrorman?" "Its still a little of her past haunting her Grim." "Red ,VP, and I were all rather Evil vampires before we were reborn." "Remember the Doc told us to live well." "We have to keep our Vampire urges under control." Grim pats VPs face gently trying to bring her back around. "But what was in that package?" Horrorman shakes his head and moves towards the door. "I don't know but I am going to find out." He steps out in the hall to find the package is no longer there. The elevator door is closing but he catches a glimpse of a skinny man holding a mop. Red runs out to Horrorman with a look of surprise. "Where is it Honey?" "The blood! It's all gone!" Horrorman scratches his chin and looks to Red. "I think our strange little clerk is even stranger than we thought."----------

[Red Hot]

In the meantime, the clerk goes to room 1313 and see's his mother rocking in her chair, by the window. He puts a black shawl around her and kisses her goodnight.

In room 999, RH opens a bottle of wine and pours 4 glasses of the rich burgundy to destress the reborn foursome. RH places a kiss on VP's cheek and asks her to shut her eyes and get some rest. RH enters the bathroom, looks in the mirror and lets out a horrid scream! An image of Bloody Mary appeared to her and when HM enters the bathroom, he finds RH pointing to the mirror, stuttering the name Bloody Mary.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman looks into the mirror but the image has disappeared. He takes Red around the waist and ushers her back into the room. "There is something very wrong with this hotel." "I do not know whats going on here but it can't be good." Horrorman gives Red another sip of wine as she finally begins to calm down. Unknown to our four heroes a pair of eyes watches them in a small hole in the wall. Horrorman looks up and the eyes vanish quickly. In another room an old crickety voice is speaking to the odd little clerk. "You were watching those dirty little girls again weren't you!" The clerk covers his ears and shakes his head violently."No! Stop it! I wasn't doing anything wrong!" "I seen you watching them!" They are dirty little whores!" "No stop saying that!" You know what will happen don't you!" "No leave them alone!" "I will have to take care of them just like all the others!" NO STOP IT!" "Just like all the others!" "STOP IT!" He runs out of the room covering his ears. "I won't let you hurt them!" "Not this time!"-----------

[Red Hot]

RH opens the window to get some fresh air and looks down below! "Look HM" Red screams, pointing down to a lighted sign outside of the motel that said Bates Motel!
RH feels faint and falls into HM's arms.

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP who woke up with Red's screams, rubs her eyes forcefully with the back of her hands. Dizy, she looks around, VP gets up and walks to the door and through the corridor looking for someone, Grim, Horrorman, anyone. But she couldn't see anybody! It was like an abandoned hotel, she begins to panic. Running in the halls screaming for Grim, but silence was her only answer. She leans against a wall and sighs, at the exact same moment she hears something dripping on the floor. She follows her instinct and looks at the direction of the sound. VP notices a dark figure in the corner, it's a big hairy, monstruous figure looking at her with hunger and anger. She covers her mouth holding back a scream of terror and tries to walk backwards away from the creature that was just a few meters from her. But at every step she takes the monstrosity takes one too!*

*She yells in fear and starts to run like hell away from it, and the werewolf-like creature runs after her. Tears stream down her face as she sprints down the stairs.* Help! Someone, please help! *She screams hopeless.* Damnit, why can't I find a way out! *She thinks out loud and accidentally trips, she tries to get up but what she didn't realize was that the beast was only a few inches away from her now and she had no chance in getting herself out of there... Alive, at least. She turns around only to see the monster jump on her and bite her in the shoulder, chewing on it and shortly after going for her neck. She starts to loose consciousness but seconds before fainting she sees someone running towards her...*

[Horrorman]

Through her frantic tears she sees her rescuer approaching. Grim has a huge revolver in his hands and is firing shots as he runs towards her. Bullet after bullet hits the ferocious beast. The hairy beast falls backwards against the wall as its flesh explodes from round after round of Grims weapon. Grim lifts VP into his arms and runs to find Horrorman. VP looks at Grim and asks "Where did you get the gun?" Grim suddenly stops dead in his tracks and looks to VP. "I don't know." "I suddenly found myself running with the gun in my hand." A light tap tap tap sound suddenly fills the air as both Grim and VP look up.
Horrorman looks out the window and sees the Bates Motel sign. "It can't be!" "This can't be happening!" Red grabs Horrorman by the arm tightly as they look into each others eyes. "Somehow we have ended up in an old movie!" "We are right in the middle of an Alfred Hitchcock story!" "We are all in Psycho!" Horrorman shakes his head, his thoughts spinning. "But how?" "This can't be real!" A light tap tap tap sound can be heard coming from everywhere. They both look up as realization hits Horrorman. "Its him!" That writer!" He and his friends from Horror Forum!" Red looks at Horrorman with fear. What!" What are you saying?" "Don't you see Red." "They are writing our lives!" "They put us here!" The tapping gets louder with a faint laughter mixed in. "You see Red " He is toying with us!" "Thats what that sound is" "He is telling us what to say even now!" THATS RIGHT HORRORMAN! HA HA HA HA
Horrorman and Red cover their ears and shout back disobediently. "No! We won't do it!" We won't let you control us anymore!" YES YOU WILL!
"No we won't!" YOU WILL DO WHAT I WRITE! "Stay away from us!" GET BACK TO THAT WINDOW "Let us alone!" DO IT DO IT "Stop Stop Mother No! Look! Blood!"
Horrorman looks out the window when he and Red hear gunshots in the hall. They storm out of the room to find Grim carrying VP in his arms. VP is bleeding from the shoulder with a look of shock in her eyes. On the farside of the hall they see the strange little clerk crumpled up on the floor. His body is peppered with bullet holes with blood still spilling out.
A crickety old voice can be heard in the distance growing louder and closer. "You hurt my Norman!" "You two and your filthy little whores!"
"Im going to rip out your hearts!"---------------

[Red Hot]

The writer smirks to herself and thinks of evil thoughts, tap tap tapping away. Hey my life is HELL so be it in the stories I write!
RH, sick of the horrorible hotel she is cast in, leaves the room and walks out angerly towards the closed door, down the far end of the hall, where the crickity old voice is coming from! She see's a woman sitting in front of the window and approaches her. RH stops short as she notices thousands of horrible bugs zooming around the woman! HM who finally caught up with RH, removes RH out of the room and tells her they all need to exit this hotel at once!

[Horrorman]

VP and Grim join them as they try to get Red out of the room. She is reluctant to leave as the figure of the woman stares out the window with her back turned. Red breaks free of Horrorman's grasp and moves towards the figure in the chair. "I just have to look!" She slowly touches the womans shoulder and spins her around. A rather worn looking woman greets her sight. She lifts her head and glares at Red. "I knew you couldn't resist!" "You and that other little whore are the reason my Norman is dead!" Red steps back as Horrorman grabs her. "My Norman always had a wandering eye!" "He always wanted to expand the pack with new bitches!" The woman stands up as she moves slowly forward. "I wouldn't let him!" "He wanted new young bitches!" "I had to kill them before he could turn them!" "He was MY stud!" Horrorman and the rest begin to understand what is happening. Grim says it first. "Shes a werewolf!" The clerk, he was one too!" The woman glances out the window as the moon shines brightly. She looks at Horrorman and Grim and smiles slyly. "You two I will need!" "You will be my new studs!" She begins to shake violently as hair sprouts from her skin. Her jaw begins to jut out and her eyes turn black. Horrorman and Grim say it together.
"You think were going to screw you?" Grim pulls out his revolver and pulls the trigger. "Only in your dreams bitch!" Click Click Click is all that is heard. The she-wolf begins to laugh as her teeth turn into long fangs.
"All out of silver bullets hey!" "Too bad for your two young whores!" "HAHAHAHA"
Red and VP rip off their silver bracelets and throw them at the hideous creature. They land directly in her mouth as she chokes in mid laughter.
She howls in agony as the bracelets lodge in her throat. Horrorman and Grim launch forward and push the she beast with all their might. She topples backwards and falls through the window. She falls from the fourth story and lands heavily on the steel fence outside. A steel pole plows through her head pushing out her brains. Horrorman and the rest look down from the window as the last quiver jolts the she- wolfs body.
"Ugly old bitch!" Horrorman takes Red in his arms and plants a kiss on her lips. "Well baby looks like we all have this hotel to ourselves" Grim and VP are already walking out the door. Horrorman smiles at Red with that devilish look again."Looks like their way ahead of us." "Big Johnny needs a little exercise!" "What do ya say Baby!" Red smiles back ."I thought you'd never ask!" Horrorman and Red walk arm in arm to their room as they flick the light switch. Outside, the Bates Motel sign flickers momentarily. A new sign illuminates. NO VACANCY---------------

[Red Hot]

RH, HM, VP and Grim engage in a fulfilling and exhausting naughty work out and quickly fall asleep.
RH and VP suddenly wake up to find their beds levitating in the air! HM and Grim have taken the form of a stinky, hideous creature, with their heads spinning in all directions and green pea soup like drool, falling from their mouths!
RH screams and jumps off of the bed, runs out of the door and enters VP's room to find her under neath the once handsome Grim, who is now this revolting creature!!

[Horrorman]

VP uses her Vampire strength and tosses the now ugly Grim off of her. She looks at Red with disbelief as Grim flies backwards into the wall. "They have both turned into ugly toads!" Red and VP run from the room as Grim and Horrorman follow closely. "Give us a kiss Baby!" Red looks back at the ugly disgusting sights and turns to fight. "Get away from us!" Horrorman opens his pants and laughs hysterically. Don't you like Big Johnny anymore!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA! The entire Bates Hotel suddenly shakes and rumbles as the ceiling and floor collapses. All four of our heroes find themselves falling endlessly downward. Darkness envelopes them as their existence seems to end.
Red wakes up to a bright sun and blue skies. Horrorman is seated next to her in a beach chair. He is the same handsome Horrorman she remembered. Grim and VP are playing volleyball on the sandy beach. Horrorman gets up and asks Red if she needs another drink. "Whats going on Horrorman?" He looks back to Red as he steps up to the Tiki Bar. "I don't know and I don't care baby." "This sure beats battling werewolves, devils, and demons!" Red looks upward and nods in agreement. That tap tap tap sound can be heard in the distance.
AND SO WE LEAVE OUR HEROES AS THEY PLAY AND RELAX ON A MUCH NEEDED VACATION. OTHER ADVENTURES MAY BE AHEAD BUT FOR NOW WE LEAVE THEM TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN IN THE SUN.

[StarPsycho29]

hey guys, since u heroes are on vacation, just wanted to ask if i can join the story?

[Horrorman]

Anyone can join in . We just want to make sure that people who do, read the previous post so the story kind of makes sense as it goes along. Try not posting when one of the other contributors of the story is on so the story does not get too confused. You kind of have to wait to see where the other person is taking the story.

[Horrorman]

Red and VP are combing the beach in search of seashells when they see a strange object protruding from the sand. They yell to Horrorman and Grim to come see what they have discovered. Horrorman sees an old metal box sticking upward from the sandy beach. "Hey Grim!" "Help me dig this up" They both begin digging frantically with their hands until the mysterious box is unearthed. Red and VP look on anxiously waiting to see what they have found. Horrorman sees an old lock on the box and begins to jimmy it open. "I just about got it!" One last twist breaks it open and the lid is slowly opened. The look on Horrormans face says it all. "****! There's nothing in here but an old piece of paper!" Grim grabs the paper and a sly grin forms. "This isn't just an old piece of paper!" "It looks like a treasure map!" They all gather around Grim wanting to see the map. The paper shows a detailed route to find Captain Morgans buried treasure. Red says it first. "Who is Captain Morgan?" "Was he a real pirate?" Horrorman nods his head and looks out to the ocean. "Yes !" "The story goes that he and his crew buried their treasure somewhere in this area when the English Navy was after them." Their ship the Black Knight was hit broadside by an English barrage of cannon fire and sunk almost immediately." "The treasure was never found!" "Captain Morgan was said to have sworn revenge and would return one day to reclaim his treasure." Grim and VPs eyes light up as dollar signs grasp their imagination. "It must be worth a fortune now!" Horrorman and Red also see a rich future as they look closer at the map.
"What the hell!" "Its worth a shot!" They all stare hungrily at the old parchment as Horrorman reads the old lettering. "It says to enter the cave of souls and find the crystal skull." Red and VP speak at the same time. "The cave of souls!" "Where in the hell is that?" Horrorman looks down the deserted beach and a grin forms on his face. They all follow his gaze to a huge opening in the side of a rocky protrusion. "That looks like a cave to me!" Horrorman grabs the map and starts running down the beach as the rest of our heroes follow. "OOOH Baby!" Daddys gonna be rich!"---------------

[Horrorman]

THE END.
Due to lack of interest.

[Red Hot]

THE END.
Due to lack of interest.

Female writer, aggitated by the above post, turns flaming red and angry!:mad: There there, matey, the female writer types out as she places a sword below the male writer's chin, this ain't over yet! Sometimes, just sometimes, life can get in the way, making one sick and turning them into burnt toast, therefore lack of time to continue the story happens.
A man taking a tantrum - hmmm.....how realisitic the female writer mumbles to herself!:D

Now to continue................RH, VP and Grim follow the sandy hot trail that Horrorman's feet have impressed on the beach. A gun shot is heard and the 4 gold diggers stop in their tracks. RH screams and points ahead of them~ for their is an overweight pirate with long black hair running out of the ocean screaming in agony. He has been shot in the arm and makes his way to the 4 adventurers, collasping before their very feet! RH kneels down and asks if anyone of them has any medical training.

[StarPsycho29]

Female writer, aggitated by the above post, turns flaming red and angry!:mad: There there, matey, the female writer types out as she places a sword below the male writer's chin, this ain't over yet! Sometimes, just sometimes, life can get in the way, making one sick and turning them into burnt toast, therefore lack of time to continue the story happens.
A man taking a tantrum - hmmm.....how realisitic the female writer mumbles to herself!:D

Now to continue................RH, VP and Grim follow the sandy hot trail that Horrorman's feet have impressed on the beach. A gun shot is heard and the 4 gold diggers stop in their tracks. RH screams and points ahead of them~ for their is an overweight pirate with long black hair running out of the ocean screaming in agony. He has been shot in the arm and makes his way to the 4 adventurers, collasping before their very feet! RH kneels down and asks if anyone of them has any medical training.

A strange man slowly walks out of the strange cave lurking in the corner, as he overheard RH asking if anyone has had medical training, he says to RH "Hello, I am SP or StarPsycho,I am the only one here who has had medical training, what has happened?". RH, covered in tears as she cries for this poor man says "A bullet has been shot through his arm please help!". Then, SP got out a special bag, a bag full of horrible,sick torture tools, "WHAT THE HELL!! TORTURE TOOLS!" says VP, snatching the tools away.
"NEVER TAKE THOSE AWAY!!" says SP, as his skin begins too fall off, revealing red skin...and horns....

[Red Hot]

Horrorman mutters the words "Heaven have mercy upon your soul, for you are the devil and goodness is our goal" and the red horned devil spins around and around and slowly sinks into the sand, screaming "This will not be the last time you see me!"
Red looks down and screams that the injured man is no more! Grim responds that he was part of the devils cult to reel us back into hell. VP asks Horrorman to continue to lead them to the fortune of gold.

[StarPsycho29]

Horrorman mutters the words "Heaven have mercy upon your soul, for you are the devil and goodness is our goal" and the red horned devil spins around and around and slowly sinks into the sand, screaming "This will not be the last time you see me!"
Red looks down and screams that the injured man is no more! Grim responds that he was part of the devils cult to reel us back into hell. VP asks Horrorman to continue to lead them to the fortune of gold.

Horrorman as usual carries on the path leading to the fortune of gold, but while they were walking, they stumbled into some mountains, cold and extremely sharp mountains, as the view was very beautiful RH went very close to the edge, too close to the edge. Suddenly....RH slipped!! She fell right down the mountain! VP and Horrorman went to call for help when suddenly, when they were away, the Grim Reaper appeared infront of RH...

[vampirexpsycho]

(VP pokes SP; you do know Grim is my bf right? ;P)

[Red Hot]

**the female writers giggles at VP's post and the forgetful post by SP**

Grim lifts RH up and flies them both back up to safety. VP and HM see RH is ok and they all engage in a happy hug! RH suggests they all get something to eat and they all nod in agreement. The walk down the street and enter Seaside Surf.

[vampirexpsycho]

*VP runs to Seaside Surf's entrance and rushes to a table for four people. As she waits for the other slowasses to come over and sit down she looks around curiously. After 100 years the group of three finally arrive at the table and sit down looking tired.* Geez, you guys look dead! *She says, but is soon distracted by a super hot Italian-looking guy and almost falls off her chair drooling as he waves, smiling cutely at her. Grim sees her reaction and slaps her in the head. She rubs the painful spot and gets up walking up arrogantly to the Italian boy, smiling devilshly she turns her head to Grim and smirks, kissing the guy right after that. His eyes widen and he soon wraps his arms around her. Grim gets up saying "that's enough!" and punches the guy straight in the noes. He, who got hit, backs away from VP in pain.* Wayy to go, Grim! Now because of you we'll probably have to find somewhere else to eat! *Grim growls* And how is it MY FAULT!? You're the one who started to tease me! Arghhh, you're impossible to handle! *VP hisses.* You hit me in the head, what was I supposed to do? *Red and Horrorman just sit there looking at the two beings arguing in awe and bore.* When will they act like a normal couple?

[Red Hot]

Red sighs, sips some wine and decides to get the stress off her chest! "Horrorman, you have changed - you are too quiet of late - you don't communicate anymore. I doubt I upset you in any way, and if I did, I am heartfully sorry. If I did not, why punish me with your silence? I thought we were friends, I guess I was wrong."
Red gets up with tears streaking down her face and leaves the restaurant.

There is laughter heard as Red runs off. Evil laughter. A fog as thick as pea soup pours into the town and a putrid smell surrounds the city.

[Red Hot]

The female writer, surrounded by temperatures associated with Hell, has become annoyed and deeply hurt by lack of someone's communication and therefore, buries anymore adventures of the fab four into the deep darkness of her creative brain.