What's the funniest horror movie of all time? [Archive]

Horrorman

04-24-2008, 04:08 PM

You are right on buddy. The scene where he grabs a lawnmower and rips through all the zombies is hysterical. It is one of goriest and funniest horror movies I have seen. You do have to have a twisted sense of humor to really enjoy it which happily I have. Horrorman likes it. HAHAHAHAHA-----

joker jr.

04-24-2008, 05:13 PM

Funniest.. I think the funniest in my oppinion would be The Lost Skeleton Of Kadavra, which was a SciFi/Comedy/Horror. It was mostly a satire movie though. I mean, "Rower" and "We take our horrible mutilations seriously 'round these parts." are some of the most memorable quotes.

vampirexpsycho

04-27-2008, 03:06 PM

Awe, I'll try to watch those movies you guys just named. I haven't really seen any funny "horror" movie besides "Shaun of the Dead" which is in my opinion pure comedy. =S

Goat Face

04-27-2008, 04:50 PM

I've been looking for Dead alive but can't find it anywhere, my halfbrother recommended it. ummm... I think the only funny horror movies i've seen are Shaun of the Dead and Army of Darkness. I didnt think that army of darkness wasvery funny though. I did see that part though in dead alive where he gets the lawnmower,hilarious!! I also saw the part where the old lady starts eating her soup and a piece of flesh lands in her soup and she keeps eating, that was awesome!!!(also gross though):eek:

Red Hot

04-28-2008, 02:32 PM

Actually, it was made to be a horror comedy and I can nver get enough of it - Young Frankenstein!!

Slasher-Freak97

04-29-2008, 10:48 AM

Im gonna have to go with Dead Alive.

Tex. Chainsaw 2, the flick was stupid & made no sense i was very shocked when i heard Tobe Hooper directed this trash, Yet there was some Funny moments in there, which made the flick even Worse)!

Malachai

04-30-2008, 06:50 PM

Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Slither, Planet Terror, Cabin Fever and Black Sheep.

Horrorman

04-30-2008, 07:21 PM

Another vote for Dead Alive! You know your horror buddy!:)

Malachai

04-30-2008, 07:44 PM

I love Dead Alive, great stuff. I make (or try to make) all my friends watch it. Has to be the unrated version though.

Slasher-Freak97

05-01-2008, 02:12 PM

I love Dead Alive, great stuff. I make (or try to make) all my friends watch it. Has to be the unrated version though.

No Offense But, the movie sounded pretty Stupid, a creature from a video game coming alive, I mean come on, you could do better than that ****)! As far as the flick goes, i havent seen it, Sounds too trashy)!

Malachai

05-01-2008, 02:55 PM

You're confusing two different movies. Dead or Alive is not the same movie as Dead Alive. Dead Alive (also known as Braindead) is a 1992 movie by directer Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings) and was made in New Zealand. Its a zombie movie but also a comedy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/

Freddy's Fake Head

05-02-2008, 03:20 AM

Tex. Chainsaw 2, the flick was stupid & made no sense i was very shocked when i heard Tobe Hooper directed this trash, Yet there was some Funny moments in there, which made the flick even Worse)!

I can remember renting it about 15 years ago at a local video store cuz I loved the first one and one of my buddies told me the guy who directed the first did that one too so I got my folks to check it out for me. I felt really bad for renting it as soon as the film ended. The film made absolutely no sense and had no real ending, it just ends and it's really hard to follow what the hell is going on most of the time cuz it just cuts back and forth between hopper (how they got such a big name actor to do this piece of sh*t I have no idea) hackin' the place up and the dad and other son messing with the radio girl.

TheReaper1545

05-02-2008, 11:20 AM

Wow, it really seems like "Dead Alive" is taking the gold.
I'm trying to think of some other stupid comedic horror movies. Maybe Evil Dead 2 or Texas Chain Saw 2!

meathead

05-07-2008, 01:58 PM

Just saw Zombie Strippers this past weekend. The wife drug me to what I thought was gonna be a absolutely god awful experience. But low and behold I really had fun in this one, its chalk full of laughs and hot (I know it sounds weird) but hot freaking zombie chicks. Who ever would have thought flesh eaters could be so damn sexy. Might have to give it my vote!!!

Headless Horseman

05-12-2008, 02:02 PM

There was quite a bit of humor in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Soulshaker

05-13-2008, 10:01 AM

Anyone seen The Black Scorpion (1957, Warner Bros.)? It was beautifully shot but the acting and writing is deliciously ridiculous. Some of my favorite lines come right at the beginning:

SCIENTIST ONE: We've been driving all day, and that volcano doesn't seem to be any closer.
SCIENTIST TWO: Nobody put a gun in your back to make you become a geologist!
SCIENTIST ONE: (laughs) Yeah, but don't rub it in!

Malachai

05-13-2008, 07:09 PM

There was quite a bit of humor in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

If you're stoned perhaps.

Just saw Zombie Strippers this past weekend. The wife drug me to what I thought was gonna be a absolutely god awful experience.

You're wife dragged you? And you didn't want to see it? Something sounds a bit off here.

Phantom Queen

05-16-2008, 05:52 PM

Ok was "Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare (1991)" meant to be a comedy, because there were some funny parts - I don't know about funniest though - Army of Darkness rates up there. I need to see Dead Alive aparently.

TMac

05-18-2008, 10:55 PM

I think Shaun of the Dead was funny. TCM 2 was just... Idk. It wasn't funny but wasn't scary. I enjoyed it though. Dig how he wears the suit. ;)

beyondentrtainment

05-22-2008, 10:59 AM

I don't really think this is true horror but "The People Under the Stairs" is a great movie with some horrific scenes. Certain parts make me laugh so hard even though they are not supposed to...

fearandmetal

06-09-2008, 01:30 PM

My vote for the funniest horror movie would be Sleepaway Camp part 2. I thought Sleepaway Camp 1 was terrible, but 2 was pretty funny. Part 3 is not too bad either.

mr.sasquatch

06-09-2008, 07:31 PM

My vote goes for Return of the Living Dead II. That's the one where the guy starts to work at medical supply warehouse that has corpses and half of animals that start coming to life. The zombies can talk in this one and they take the police radio and keep calling for more cops and more paramedics. Of course, they eat them once they show up.

mr.sasquatch

06-17-2008, 10:16 AM

Oops...I meant part 1, not part II.

Pumpboy

06-21-2008, 02:41 PM

intentional funny: slither

unintentional funny: sleepaway camp

Witchfinder1

06-27-2008, 02:33 AM

For me, I would say The Dentist,
or Child's Play: Bride of Chucky
Beetlejuice was great for Comedy horror
And, lest I forget, Ghoulies and Critters
Plus at least 2 scenes from Repossessed were good

EvilDeadEd

07-09-2008, 11:28 AM

Evil Dead II

www.evildeadnews.com (http://www.evildeadnews.com)

Lightf00t

07-13-2008, 04:20 PM

Well . . . . although Braindead ( Dead Alive) probably deserves it, I'm going to have to go with The Hills Have Eyes remake. I mean, come on, that scene at the end with the retard with encephalitis! haha! And then there's the rape retard scene, the burning Dad, and the "Where's Goggle!" voice on the walkie talkie!!! heheheehe

Cyclops

07-17-2008, 02:44 PM

Lightf00t

07-17-2008, 05:19 PM

Shaun of the Dead is brilliantly funny!
Now there's a film I remember from years ago but can't remember what its called,ah is gonna bug me now! There's a bloke in it going round saying You.re Doomed! I'm sure thats in this film,oh what is it called?

That sounds like Friday the 13th? No? It wasn't funny though.

Am I the only one who thought Shaun of the Dead was utter gobshite?! Everyone else seems to think it's a work of comedy genius and I think it's dross. What gives? I'm usually really easy to please.

I've thought of another hilarious one - Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness. Haha . . . . . one of my faves . . . . "Hey she-bitch . . . let's go!"

Cyclops

07-17-2008, 05:29 PM

No but i think it was a p¥ss take of Friday the 13th. I'm sure the title was one word. Hysterical or summat like that.

Lightf00t

07-17-2008, 07:47 PM

No but i think it was a p¥ss take of Friday the 13th. I'm sure the title was one word. Hysterical or summat like that.

****! That'll annoy me now! lol It wasn't Hatchet, was it?

Cyclops

07-18-2008, 02:17 AM

****! That'll annoy me now! lol It wasn't Hatchet, was it?

Na. Its from the 80s or 70s and there're a guy keeps saying What difference does it make?

Lightf00t

07-18-2008, 12:39 PM

I found it online. I haven't seen it, but it's called "Hysterical", from 1983.

Cyclops

07-18-2008, 04:01 PM

I found it online. I haven't seen it, but it's called "Hysterical", from 1983.

Yay wicked,thanks dude! Its probably crap now but its part of my growing up