Greetings from a returning member

[angelic_witch]

Hi, I'm not new, but I have been away a very long time but somehow I managed to find my way back again!! :)

[Red Hot]

**claps**
Welcome back - I am glad your magic broom found the way back to us!
**hands you a cone of Count Chocolate Icecream**

[krell]

Oooh! Iwant some ice cream too,Red :)

A triumphant return,Angelic witch!! I am new and dont know you...,but welcome back!!

[Red Hot]

**Red passes out heavenly ice cream cones, opens the door to the front porch and sits on the Bone Bench.**

[Horrorman]

She hears a loud tapping coming from the bone bench. She stands up abruptly and notices the lid on the bench begins to open. A long fingered hand slowly emerges holding a large wooden stake. A familiar voice rings out. "Does this belong to you?"

[Red Hot]

**RH drops the ice cream cone on the skull walk, grabs the stake from the bony hand and stabs it with the pointed edge. Take that you creep, RH shouts!!**

[Horrorman]

"You tried that once before, remember?" "This is the new and approved Horrorman." "I am back for vengence and blood!" Horrorman bursts through the bone bench which splinters into a whirlwind of disconnected limbs. "You look like a nice tasty snack." He flips his black ebony cape over his shoulders and looks upon RH like a predator studying his prey. "Come to Daddy you sweet thing." He opens his mouth to reveal a row of razor sharp teeth and a snakelike tongue. "I no longer want a bride." "I just need a snack, and you will do nicely." HAHAHAHAHA-----------:eek:

[StarPsycho29]

Ice Cream!

[Red Hot]

**serves Ice Cream to StarPsycho**
Red laughs uncontrollably at Horrorman and he looks back at her questionably confused.
Red takes the crucifix from her jeans pocket and presses it against Horrorman forehead.
His forehead sizzles and smokes like a sirloin on a BBQ pit!! Mmmmmm.....meat, Red says as she licks her lips and scowls at Horrorman! Pointy fangs grow out of RH's mouth and she looks at Horrorman's neck.

[Horrorman]

Horrorman reels back tripping over his cape. He raises his hand to his forehead and feels the deep mark of the cross in his forehead. "You little witch!" "You just ruined my boyish good looks!" He picks up a leg bone from the broken bone bench and slams it into RHs mouth. She is hurled through the air and crashes through the plate glass window of the patio door. "Whos your Daddy now RH?" HaHaHaHaHa---------:p

[Red Hot]

**Red cries out "where is my magic clown when I need him" and then cries out, "okl, ok you win. Yes, yes, I will be your wife. Take me, Master." Horrorman's eyes start to water as he has been waiting several lifetimes to hear these sweet words from RH's mouth.**

[Horrorman]

RH opens her shirt to reveal her supple neck and ample breasts. Horrorman like any male vampire instantly turns to jello. His eyes are fixed on her long smooth neck which flows softly to her other curves. He wraps his cape around her and leans her back gently. He feels his loins growing hot when suddenly RH brings a swift knee upward. Horrorman feels two lumps in his throat and they are not tonsils. His low animal voice suddenly pitches upward like that of Mickey Mouse. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY--------

[Red Hot]

**I remember you like it rough, Horrorman! RH pulls his dark hair and brings his lips close to hers. Want some blood, Master??**

[Horrorman]

Horrorman looks into the eyes of RH. "Give me some sugar baby." There lips and tongues interlock in a passionate vampire kiss. His lips trace the outline of her curvacious neck as she holds him close to her. Their bodies interlock as both of their fangs grow hot with passion. They both sink each others fangs into each others throat as blood flows between them. Reality slips away as the two vampires consumate their marriage.---------------

[StarPsycho29]

hahaha lol, and hi!

[Red Hot]

**RH never felt anything like this before and enjoys the honeymoon activities. RH asks Horrorman if they can get something to eat/drink as she feels weak in the knees and then she collapses.**

[Horrorman]

"Hungry already" "AHHH yes you are eating for many now!" "Even now your belly grows with my spawn!" Horrorman gets up and throws his cape over his shoulder. "Lay still and I shall return with a nice feast for you to dine upon." Long webbed wings spring out from his shoulders as he turns and rises upward. He glances back at his lovely bride before he flies out of the doorway.------------

[Red Hot]

**RH, very weak and hungry, smiles at Horrorman and blows him a kiss.
RH decides to close her eyes until Horrorman returns. Ahhh.....I guess I don't have to type my butt off at work anymore as I am a Vampwife now. RH beams at the thought of being a vamp home maker!!**

[Horrorman]

RH wakes up from her nap and finds herself in front of her computer. She is typing away in the Horrorforum answering the last entry of Horrorman. Her character was last seen hearing the footsteps of Horrorman at Cardinal Church. She looks about the office to see if anyone is staring at her. "Well that was weird." She puts her hand upon her stomach and wonders.????????

[Red Hot]

You sure know how to end a story, Horrorman! **giggles**

[Horrorman]

Thank you my dear! Remember their is a fine line between fantasy and reality. Horrorman bids you goodnight.

[Red Hot]

Goodnight my dear vampire. Hiorrific dreams! Fantasy is so much better than reality!